I Am The Man In The Tape

The Star reported that Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek admitted he is the politician in the sex DVDs circulating in Johor.

The sex DVDs, on two discs, show Dr Chua and a woman engaging in various sexual antics. The two DVDs had been circulating in Muar, Tangkak and Batu Pahat over the past few days.

Dr Chua said the girl is his “personal friend”.

He apologised to the Malaysian public, his supporters and colleagues.

He said he did not make the tape himself.

Dr Chua said he will not resign over the sex DVDs. He will leave that up to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to decide.

“I have seen the Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting and I have personally apologised to them,” he said while reading from a one-page statement during a press conference here Tuesday.

Read the full story here.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Happy New Year 2008

Wishing all readers of this blog, family and friends a very merry happy and wonderful new year.

Wishing all of you lots of good health, love, joy, sex and wealth.

Remember, when you drink don't drive. :)

Do You Wanna Buy My Used Panties ?

China Press has reported that an 18 year-old student in Singapore is openly selling worn-cum-unwashed thongs, panties and bras via the internet.

The newspaper wrote that the student posted pictures of her undergarments with price tags in her blog. The blog also has pictures of her wearing thongs.

A pair of panties costs RM69 while a bra goes for RM115. Pictures of the student (not showing her face) in underwear are also available at RM23 each.

The student, calling herself Pamela, said the sale was to help finance her studies.

Pamela said she did not meet up with her clients and provide “extra” service other than selling them the used items.

She said all items purchased were immediately sealed in plastic bags and posted.

Apparently business has been brisk for the past month for Pamela as she has sold four pairs of G-strings and a few pictures of her in thongs.

Currently, the unsold undergarments posted in her blog include eight G-strings and four bras.

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Her sales pitch on her personal website says it all.

'Hi boys! I am just your average schoolgirl selling her panties to horny boys like you, with the exception that I am one really really horny schoolgirl.'

Merry X'mas

Merry X'mas

Wishing all you christian readers, family and friends a merry christmas.

Go ahead an eat, drink and be merry.

I Am Lazy

The Malay Mail has reported that Sri Kota Supermarket in Taman Danau Desa, Kuala Lumpur, has had one of its foreign employee hang a sign with the words ‘Sorry, I am Lazy’ around his neck.

A Belgian expatriate stunned by what he saw took a picture of the worker and e-mailed it to Weekend Mail last week.

The Belgian said that it is a shame that this has happened as there is no way one would see something like this in Brussels, London or Paris.

When approached, the supermarket worker in question, who identified himself as Salim from Bangladesh, seemed nervous and was taken aback when shown the picture of him with the sign around his neck.

Salim’s job requires him to carry and sort out boxes, and to clean up, among others. He barely spoke or understood English.

Pasaraya SJ Kota Sdn Bhd which operates the supermarket has since "expressed regret" over the incident and has on the same day submitted a report to the Labour Department.

Sexy And Spicy Dish In Johor

According to the NST a restaurant in Taman Skudai Baru in Johor Bahru which served a "spicy dish" - scantily-clad showgirls, was busted by the police yesterday.

The girls apparently would perform on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights between midnight and 1am.

On these nights, the restaurant would be packed with mostly male customers as the showgirls would shed their clothes piece by piece until their bra and shorts.

A 28-year-old scantily clad singer was arrested by the police when she was making her rounds through the restaurant's tables about 12.30am.

Diners who appreciated her performance could tip her by buying a bouquet costing RM10 or a sash costing between RM50 and RM1,000.

Read the full story here.

Free Wi Fi Spots

Kuala Lumpur & Selangor

1) All timezones listed free hotspots (inc whole M’sia Starbucks) Goto Timezone list
2) 1 Utama new wing
3) Certain KFC outlets during weekdays from 2pm to 6pm (pls visit KFC.com.my)
4) Hai Siang Kopitiam /Haipeng ( Bdr Puteri Puchong)
5) Simply Penang (bdr puteri Puchong)
6) Star Junction (Bdr Puteri Puchong)
7) Kopikau (Bdr Puteri Puchong)
8) Station 1 Coffee both in Puchong Jaya & bdr puteri)
9) Rasa Sayang restaurant (bdr puteri Puchong)
10) Everyday food court (Pusat Bdr Puchong)
11)Telawi Street Bistro - Contributed by earl-ku
12) Cafe 1940 (The Vurve, Bangsar & 1U)
13) Ming Tien Food Court - Contributed by leongleong
14) Projet Bangi Petrol Station - Contributed by ayiez_laugh
15) One Stop chinese fastfood beside Sharkey pizza in IOI mall Puchong)
16) lobby of Megan Philleo Avenue II
17) Centrepoint BU
18) Quicksave car car boutique, USJ 7
19) Lunch Box (Technology Park)
20)Stranger Restaurant and Cafe in Sec. 19
21) KLIA & LCCT -Sepang
22) 5 to 1- Jalan Udang Siar, Taman Sri Segambut
23) Vanessa, Taman Setapak
24) Friendster Cafe & Restaurant, Plaza Emerald, PJU 8 Damansara
25) Vistana Hotel, Klang
26) MYSpot Jalan Semarak
27) Restoran Kereta Jln 9/23E
28) Jing-Si Book Cafe, Bukit Bintang
29) Telawi Street Bistro, Bangsar
30) La Bodega, Bangsar
31) Megalane Bowl, Endah Parade
32) Plaza @ Lim Kok Wing Uni, Cyberjaya
33) Prescott Metro Inn Kajang
34) Prescott Hotel Klang
35) Prescott Inn Kuala Lumpur
36) The Raintree of Kuala Lumpur
37) The Royal Selangor Golf Club
38) PLUS highway Sg Buloh R&R
39) Steven’s Corner, Pandan Indah, KL
40) Telawi Street Bistro Bangsar Kuala Lumpur
41) Universiti Hospital Petaling Jaya
42) izzi Pizza at Jalan Sultan Ismail Airzed (FOC)
43) Long Black Cafe, SS2 (next to Coffee Bean)
44) The Curve, Level 1 (infront of 1901 / Kim Gary)
45) Mcdonald’s, Jalan Mewah Utara Orientations Network McDonald’s Free
46) Hoca Cafe Ampang Ampang Point (near Coffee Bean) Free
47) BlueLine Kwick Print Elinet Damansara Utama,
49) HELP College (lobby) Pusat Bandar Damansara Free (?)
50) JomKita Cafe Free (order drink n get WEP access key)
51) Between Mandarin Oriental & the taxi stand @ Suria KLCC (opposite BSN)
52) McDonalds Pusat Bandar Damansara Orientations Network Free
53) Meeting Point Cafe Jalan Pudu, opp Swiss Garden Hotel Free
54)Mc Donald’s Mont Kiara No 1, Block D, Free
55) Mc Donald’s Pusat Bandar Damansara Block A
56) Raju’s Curry House Jalan Gasing Jalan Gasing, Petaling Jaya
57)TechStop One Utama
58)Front of Toyota Dealership, IOI biz Centre Puchong
59)Petronas Station Ali Lok Enterprise (opp USJ Summit Shopping)
60)UPM Serdang UPMNET Admin, BTM, FBM, FEP, and FSKTM area
61)McDonald’s Taipan USJ
68) McDonalds Shah Alam Shah Alam, Section 3
69)Sri Hartamas; Backyard Pub;Streamyx;Free
70)Bar Med Desa Sri Hartamas Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
71)Barflam Bar & Restaurant Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
72)Bayou The Javanese Brew & Caf Mont Kiara Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
73)December Restaurant & Bistro Mont Kiara Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
74)Grappa The Trattoria Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
75)Hello Station Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
76)Japanese Dining Bar Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
77)Mezza Restaurant Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
78)Poison Bar Jalan P Ramlee Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
79)Restoran Hungarian Paprika Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
80)The Red Chamber Bar & Restaurant Bangsar @status unknown
81)The Roof Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
82)The Rox Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
83Vintages Bangsar Kuala Lumpur @status unknown
84)University of Nottingham-Student Lounge, Jalan Conlay @status unknown
85)Maju Junction-Big Shot Archery @status unknown
86)Menara KL-Mega View Banquet Deck, @status unknown
87)Menara KL-Observation Deck @status unknown
88) Most Coffee bean outlet listed in Airzed (request p/wword frm counter) Info Here
89) Yes car Care Centre (Proton Service) -Opp DHL Puchong
90) Tsim Tung - Pandan Indah
91) Quan Kopitiam -Pandan Indah
92) Gasoline restaurant - Sri Kembangan
93 Kopi Chye -Pandan Indah
94) Old town kopitiam -Pandan Indah
95) Yippie Cup & another cafe 2 block away -SS2, PJ

Melaka

1) Numeous area around MITC City, Air Keroh Melaka,
2) Bangunan Wisma Negeri Ayer Keroh
3) Melaka Sentral
4) Perpustakaan Negeri Melaka
5) Still Thought Café Kws Perindustrian Bt Berendam
6) Most Coffee bean outlet listed in Airzed (request p/wword frm counter) Info Here

Penang

1) Craven Cafe Penang - Contributed by darkages
2) Pearlview Hotel coffee house - Chai Leng park, Perai
3) Chepanze Brasserie Gurney Plaza
4) Manila Place, Gurney Plaza
5) IS Coffee@ Megamall, Prai
6)Thumb Cafe, Pekaka,
7)Redbox Gurney, Gurney Plaza
8)House of Notebooks, Gurney Plaza
9)Equatorial Hotel Bukit Jambul
10)Sri Weld Food Court Beach Street Food Court along Beach Street
11)SG2 Cafe Bukit Jambul Free
12)Red Cafe behind Craven Burma Rd
13)Belaroma Beans & Brews, Cosmic Cafe, Easyway Cafe,
14)Winter Warmers Prangin Mall Ground
15)Northern Point Cellular & Accessories Free Cornucopia Pulau Tikus
16)Old Free’s Association Cafeteria and Patio area only Jalan Sultan Ahmad Shah
17)Craven Cafe Tanjung Bungah,
18)Tari Cafe Tanjung Tokong
19)BigBites @ Ivory plaza
20)Most Coffee bean outlet listed in Airzed (request p/wword frm counter) Info Here
21) Penang.pantai.seagate

Perak

1) There is one modern kopitiam in Jln Tupai Taiping (can’t remember the name)
2) Ipoh Padang ( Jaring ) *need register
3) MovenPeak Steamboat restaurant - Ipoh
4) All PLUS Highway R&R in Perak
5) BSO Technologies SB PDA & PC Shop , Medan Istana ,Ipoh

Kedah

1) Andaman Resort Langkawi - whole hotel inc to the rooms

Pahang

1) Intan’s Oven Biscuits Cafe Kuantan
2) Coffee bean, Genting Highland (request p/wword frm counter) Info Here

Kelantan

1) Hayaki Cafe

Johor

1) Sebana hotel Kota Tinggi
2) JB AIA building
3) Kenny Rogers Summit Shopping mall Batu pahat
4) Skudai Skudai Parade, 5th Floor Individual ACE Archery Center Free
5) The M-Suite Hotel Lido beach TMNET Lobby, reception, cafe & bistro Commercial
6) Most Coffee bean outlet listed in Airzed (request p/wword frm counter) Info Here

Sarawak

1) Institut Eksekutif, Crown Towers, Kuching
2) Mega Hotel, Miri
3) Sri Aman Computer Centre, Sri Aman
4) ParkCity Everly Hotel Bintulu
5) Miri Airport Executive Lounge
6) ParkCity Everly Hotel Miri
7) Bestberry Cafe, Jalan Petanak @ free
8) Bing Coffee Company, Jalan Pandungan @ free
9) Crown Plaza Riverside Hotel
10) Damai Lagoon Santubongfree
11) E Magic Corner, Jalan Song @ free
12) Hilton Hotel
13) Pandan Thai Delight Restaurant @ free
14)Al Fresco Sidewalk Cafe @ free , Miri
15)Grand Palace Hotel @ free , Miri
16) Hai Ma Coffee Shop @ free , Miri
17) ParkCity Everly Hotel @ free , Miri
18)San Francisco Coffee @ free , Miri
19) Sea Horse Bistro @ free , Miri
20) The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf @ free , Miri
21)The Other Office @ free , Miri
22)Miri Airport Executive Lounge Airport Road Miri
23) Most of central Miri. provided by deconnexion
24) King Ing Hotel @ free , Mukah
25)Qintai Inn @ free , Mukah
26) Everly Hotel @ free Sibu26) Paramount Hotel @ free Sibu
27) SugarBun, opposite Tanahmas Hotel @ free Sibu
28)SugarBun, Pedada Road @ free Sibu
29) Tanahmas Hotel @ free Sibu

Sabah

1) Beverly Hotel Kota Kinabalu
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Man Kills His Wife Who Used Black Magic

The Star reported that a man stabbed his 46 year-old wife to death at a budget hotel in Penang for allegedly using black magic on him.

The man, a 41 ywar-old furniture shop worker accused his wife of making him unable to forget her by using "ilmu guna guna" (black magic).

Read the full story here.

VIP Bomoh Conman

Harian Metro has reported that a man in his 50s from Kedah, claiming to be ‘Datuk’ and a royal pawang (witch doctor) has been cheating his victims by telling them that he could heal chronic diseases such as cancer and also conjure money.

Many businessmen, politicians and artistes have fallen victim to this man.

Read the full story here.

Cruise Ship For Sinners

Harian Metro has reported that in Penang gamblers and sex addicts could indulge in thier "habits" for as little as RM60 on a luxury cruise ship.

The cruise ship which operates from Penang port providing entertainment for 11 hours departing twice daily for an "Island Trip".

According to the report part of the entertainment on the ship involves gambling in the casino and prostitution. A 45 minute massage costs RM66. It is reported that the massage parlour is mended by four Thai women in their 20s who also offer sexual services in addition to the massage for between RM150 hingga RM200.

It is also rumoured that "strip shows" were held on certain night if not "sexy dance shows".

Pessangers can rent rooms on the ship for RM60 for the whole trip.

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Harian Metro has reported that there are girls in Kuala Lumpur providing cheap social escort services to men for movies and sightseeing. The service includes spending time with their customers in the hotel room engaging in ligh petting but excluding actual sex.

These girls apparently meet their customers through friends or through online social networking sites.

The Harian Metro reporter interviewed a 22 year old girl called Farah who claimed she got involved in this "profession" by accident. She charges RM100 for 12 hours - overnight stay with her customer at a hotel. In this particular case, from 8pm to 8am the next day.

She met the reporter at a the lobby of a hotel at Jalan Sultan Ismail. She wore a pair of jeans and a tight fitting T-Shirt.

Farah admits that she likes foreign films and expensive cars; he favorite cars include the Honda Civic Hybrid, the Audi Q7 and the BMW X5.

Transexual Beauty Queen

The NST reported that 21-year-old Tanyarat Jirapatpakon was today named Miss International Queen of 2007, beating 23 transsexuals who had come Pattaya, Thailand from as far as Germany and Puerto Rico for an opportunity to win the diamond crown.

Thai transsexuals known in Thailand as “kathoey,” or the third gender, have slowly been leaving cabarets for mainstream success in music and other endeavours, helped in part by the popularity of beauty contests.

New Cult In Johor And Singapore

Harian Metro has reported that a man calling himself Ayahanda Gunung Ledang who has purportedly resurrected nine times from the dead is fast developing a cult following in Johor and Singapore.

Apart from curing diseases by bathing patients,Ayahanda Gunung Ledang also claims to be able to teleport himself to another location within seven seconds.

The article added that his teachings had attracted an increasing number of followers who met every Friday in Gunung Ledang to learn more about his powers.

Read the full story here.

Dangerous Sucking Theraphy In Massage Parlour

The Star reported that a 28-year-old salesman suffered painful burns leaving marks all over his back after he went to a local massage parlour in Puchong in Selangor to get the treatment - the therapy that involved placing heated glass cups on the back.

He said he paid RM90 for the therapy, which included foot reflexology.

He has sought the assistance of MCA public services and complaints department head Datuk Michael Chong.

Read the full story here.

Bomoh Defeats Pontianak

Berita Harian has reported that a bomoh (traditional healer) in Batu Pahat claimed to have captured a pontianak (female vampire) that had been harassing a family in Kampung Parit Jalil, Parit Sulong for more than two weeks.

The bomoh, Mohd Razali Palil, 46, claimed that he managed to “defeat” the vampire two days ago. He released it after warning it never to bother the family again.

He added the vampire had been harassing the family from morning till night every day, and regularly revealed itself to the family members.

“I told it to return to its owner after I managed to subdue it by reading some scriptures said the bomoh.

“Such beings usually have an owner who is up to no good,” said Mohd Razali, who is better known to locals there as Wak Jah from Ladang Chaah, Segamat.

Malaysian University Ranked No. 1

I can imagine reading in the local newspapers - "Malaysian University ranked No. 1 in (a newly created local university / world ranking index)". Maybe this will be created in the very near future.

However, in the mean time, according to the Times Higher Education Supplement (THES)-Quacquarelli Symonds (QS) World University Rankings this year, no Malaysian universities have made it to the top 200 universities in the world. See Top Universities

UM - 246th spot this year
UM, which was ranked among the world's top 100 universities in 2004, was in 169th position in 2005 and 192nd spot in 2006.

UKM - 309 spot this year
UKM ranked 185th in 2005.

USM - 307th spot this year
USM was 8 in the 277th spot in 2006.

Read the full article in the NST here

It was usual for us to struggle to remain in the top 100. Now we are fighting to be within the top 200. Lets make things easy. Why not create our own university rankings ? That way, we can include criteria that other universities "cannot meet" (or don't bother to meet) thus come out tops - I'll leave this to your imagination...hahahaha

Well, we have already done this before. We have our own book of records - The Malaysian Book of Records and our own credit rating agency - Rating Agency Malaysia. Why not our own top university rankings ?

I propose it to be called, The Malaysian-Global University Rankings or The Malaysian Glocal University Rankings ?

I also propose that those who disgree with my suggestion be caught and forced to study (kite flying or top spinning) at a local university, for life. lol

Please post your comments. Tell me what you think ? please make it funny ;)

Run Casanova, Run

It has been reported Harian Metro that a group of Casanovas has been preying on married women for their money by enticing them with sweet words of love and affection.

As usual, when the victim fell for the Casanova, he would tell her sob stories about failing businesses, marriages etc to gain the victim's sympathy and trust.

Once the woman is caught in the Casanova's bait, he would shamelessly ask the women for financial assistance. In most instances, the Casanova would succeed.

Some victims claim that the men also used sorcery or black magic to get them to part with their money.

A victim who's called Ani, in her 30s, claimed that she was pestered by a man when she attended a course. She then found herself attracted to him and gave him money whenever they met. When her husband found out, he quickly sought the help of a bomoh who told them that she had been affected by black magic used by the Casanova.

What do you think about this ?

Teh Tarik Blues

There appears to be a trend among "mamak restaurants" to charge an additional 50 sen for a mug of teh tarik.

Whilst teh tarik in these shops are in marginally larger glasses (containing approximately 20% more tea), customers are charged RM1.50 for it.

I have noticed that the RM1 mug of teh tarik is no longer a choice - they are no longer served.

"Takda kecil punya, semua standard satu saiz", the mamak guy told me.

Previously the standard mug (medium) is RM1.20, now its RM1.50.

Can employees demand a pay hike from their bosses too ?

Comments please....

Forest Spirit Vs Bomoh

A bomoh fainted as she was possessed (possibly attacked) by a forest spirit at a forest near Taman Teja in Changlun, about 40km from Alor Star.

The bomoh, one of several whose help was sought to locate Nor Adilah Omar, who lived in the housing estate, was reported missing.

Apparently the spirit had warned the search party through the bomoh not to disturb the other spirits in the forest.

The bomoh regained consciousness just as the search party received news that Nor Adilah had been found in Gunung Keriang, some 50km away.

Read the full story in the Star

Happy Deepavali

Photographer: Debarshi Duttagupta

Wishing all my Hindu readers Happy Deepavali. To all others - have a nice holiday.

When you "taani" too much, don't drive.

Enjoy yourselves and be safe.

Get Rewarded By Being A Bad Employee

We all know that in Malaysia, just like anywhere else around the world, there are some employees who seem just useless or f*cked up, but yet they don't get fired. Some even get promoted, making it seem that being useless or f*cked up is actually being encouraged and rewarded by the company.

CareerBuilder.com gives 10 reasons why this is so:

1. The employee has a relationship with someone higher up - connections; those people with "ampu bodek" skills ("cable" or crony colloqually called in Malaysia).

2. The boss relies on the employee - he / she has some "special skills" or resource (whether work related or not) that the boss likes.

3. The employee brings more value to the company than he or she costs - again, he / she has some "special skills" or resource (whether work related or not) that is beneficial to the company.

4. The boss thinks it could be worse - the boss thinks that better the bad employee than nothing. This usually happen in my experience when the boss is not willing to pay market rate for top employees.

5. The boss is afraid of the employee - the employee might know some of the boss' or company's "secrets" thus can blackmail them, the employee is a thug and the boss is afraid of violent consequences etc

6. The boss feels sorry for the employee - the employee might be to sole bread winner of his family, he or his family members have health problems etc

7. The boss doesn't want to go through the hiring process - the boss is too busy or lazy to look for another employee. In some cases the boss himself have some personality defects that only this employee can tolerate. (this is related to number 4 above)

8. The employee knows something - the employee might have some connections with major customers, or have intimate information about an ongoing business of the company etc (this is related to number 1 and 4 above)

9. The employee has everybody fooled - the employee is good at playing "office politics" and is skillful at manipulating people and the work environment for his own benefit. He knows how to "play tai chi" or "main wayang kulit" (colloqually called in Malaysia).

10. He or she is not really a bad employee - the employee is only perceived as a bad employee. He / she is not a genius but is average and do perform tasks allocated to him /her.

Read the full article here.

I think whatever it is, you need some kind of advantage ("kelebihan") that the boss or the company has no choice but to keep you on the pay roll or even be forced to promote you.

The best "kelebihan" I can think of are having good connections, proficiency at office politics, being tolerant to an idiotic boss and being the cheapest (salary) in the job market (cheapskate bosses like this).

Please post your comments, what do you think ?

Free Language Lessons

Learning a new language is known to be the best way of getting acquainted with another culture. With globalisation, knowing an additional language will definitely give you a competitive advantage. Mango.com is offering free online language lessons online. There are 11 languages available (each with 100 lessons). The lessons are constructed with clear visuals, voice direction and verbal examples.

This site is perfect for Malaysians, its useful, convenient and its FREE. :) "Min Fai" "Percuma"

Go to Mango.com for free lessons.

Read also how to learn (but not master) any language in 1 hour.

Note: I was told the site does not teach swear words. But don't let that discourage you.

Getting Rid Of Telemarkers

Don't you hate receiving telemarketing calls at the most inconvenient times - they come in when you're busy at work (with crucial deadlines to meet), having dinner with friends, having sex or watching a good film etc.

Read this article for 10 ways to get rid of a telemarketer.

Sex For Free

Pursuant to my previous post on Dr. Love of Singapore, I've decided to post something related as I think Dr. Love is over charging his customers - RM1,600 just to learn about sex.

The Malaysian Life in collaboration with Cosmopolitan Magazine presents: Sex Positions.

For more advanced readers, you can proceed to try more advanced techniques: Advanced Sex Positions.

Just remember, you can't learn everything all at once. Take your time. If you still need further assistance after reading these instructions, I'm sure there will be volunteers from readers of this blog.

So now from this blog, you can learn the basics (to advanced) sex positions, for free. Absolutely Free.

I'm just feeling a little generous at the end of the year. ;)

Comments please...

Sex Party In Penang

The police raided a gay sex party held in a shoplot in Penang last Sunday and arrested 34 men aged between 22 and 55 including a British guy.

The sex party was held in a fitness centre-cum-sauna which was on the 3rd floor of the shoplot.

Several tubes of lubrication gel, gay magazines, pornographic VCDs and a few boxes of condoms were also seized from the premises.

Read the full story in The Star.

I heard there are similar parties in KL for straight people as well - swinging. Apparently these private parties are held discreetly in hotels suites. The organisers charge participants a fee for the room, drinks and some food. Participants have to bring a partner. No partner, no entry.

Comments please....

Malaysians Like It Doggy Style

According to a Malay Mail survey said that most Malaysian like it from behind - doggy style. This was the top sex position for KL folks. The paper wrote that 38% of guys prefer this position, whilst missionary is a close second (21%). Women on the other hand prefer the missionary position (32%).

84% of those surveyed said that sex is a stimulating and relaxing activity that benefits one's health. An average of 72% respondents said they were sexually active between 4 and 6 sessions in the last one month. The study also found that those between 18 and 28 indulge in sexual intercourse more often than those in the higher age bracket.

What do you think, guys ? what do you LIKE ?

Is This Your Girlfriend ?

You should take your girlfriend clubbing often.

How To Be A Real Man - Just Be A Cock

A cock leads the chickens (not the other way around)

A cock stands straight, walks straight, thinks straight and is straight (not bent)

A cock likes chickens (not other cocks)

A cock talks cock (but dont sing songs)

Cocks that act like chickens are not cocks. Period.


So cocks and chickens, what do you think ?....comment please

KL Ladies Night November 2007

Mondays - Wednesdays

18SX @ Planet HollywoodG003 Grd. Flr., KL Plaza, 179 Jln. Bukit Bintang, KL. T: 2144 6602 You're a star baby, so treat yourself like one. Enjoy free champagne, wine and Pina Coladas as women take top billing at the Planet tonight. 9pm. No cover.

Tuesdays

Stiletto @ SevenatenineThe Ascott, KL. Girls' night out gets earlier on Tuesday at Sevenatenine. Enjoy a complimentary first drink of your choice then go wild with 25% off on all champer bottles. So kick off your office heels and put on stilettos at Sevenatenine. 10pm. No cover.

Wednesdays

Ladies Night @ Chill111, Blk. B Phileo D'sara 2, 15 Jln. 16/11, Sec. 16, Off Jln. Damansara, PJ. T: 7491 9438 Indulge in a bit of class at Chill where ladies' night is an affair in wine appreciation. A party of four girls get a complimentary bottle of Moscato d'Asti 2006, an aromatic semi-sparkling wine, and chocolate-covered strawberries! For info and reservations, call 6201
4911/016-228 8251.

Soul Candy @ Upstairs Club Lounge, The Loft KL28-40 Jln. Doraisamy, Asian Heritage Row, Off Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2691 5668 Ladies, reveal those sexy moves when DJ T-Bone hits the decks, with Kartel head honcho Joe Flizzow from Too Phat in charge of the verbal floetry. With a mixture of hot soul, funk and r 'n' b every Wed, you'll be perfectly pampered. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM30. For info, call 2691 5668.

Ladies Fashion @ Upstairs Club Lounge, The Loft KL28-40 Jln. Doraisamy, Asian Heritage Row, Off Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2691 5668 Ladies, tired of your shabby look? Get a massive makeover for a new you! At The Loft KL's Ladies Fashion night, you get treated like a star with vogue hairdos, beautiful henna body art and an extravagant buffet. And it's absolutely free! It's good to be a woman. 8pm. No cover. Private party for ladies only. Happens every last Wed of the month.

Kiss The DJ @ CynnaJalan Doraisamy, KL. 2694 2888 Ladies! Be fabulous and show some attitude as DJ Marco de Booj plays kiss-and-tell with all you bombshells. Well, not really, but that sure got your attention! Kiss The DJ arouses your deepest emotions as you lust over the sexiest commercial and disco house. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM35 inc. 1 drink.

Dance The Night Away @ Cafe FlamOB2-G-U1 & U2, Oasis Blvd. Sunway Pyramid, 3 Jln. PJS11/15, Bdr. Sunway , PJ. T: 7492 0068 Put on your dancing shoes, ladies, this night is all about bopping to the tunes of resident DJ JD. Those who really know how to move that body get a chance to compete in a dancing contest, with up to 3 contestants chosen each week. The finals are held every last Wed of the month with a RM1000 cash prize up for grabs. 10.30pm. Ladies no cover, men RM30 inc. 1 drink.

Thursdays

Soul Sista @ Poppy18-1, Jalan P. Ramlee, 50250, KL. T: 2141 8888 Prepare to kick start the weekend with the hot and sultry sounds of Poppy's Ladies' Night. Get the ball rolling by jiving to DJ Fara D's selection of the best r 'n' b and hip hop tunes, before partying the night away with JUICE's Best Looking Crowd for 2005. Ladies in a group of 8 receive a complimentary bottle of EX Raspberry Cognac. 10.30pm. Ladies free, men RM35 inc. 1 drink.

Ladies' Night @ Cafe FlamOB2-G-U1 & U2, Oasis Blvd. Sunway Pyramid, 3 Jln. PJS11/15, Bdr. Sunway , PJ. T: 7492 0068 Fire up your night at Cafe Flam on Thu. With DJ JD (short for John Dave) on the decks, you'll be getting jiggy with it in no time. There's also a Treasure Chest lucky draw, where someone really lucky walks away with the Grand Prize of RM1000 and 2 btls of Bacardi Limon. 10.30pm. Ladies free entry and premium drinks, men RM30 inc. 1 drink.

Ladies Night @ Velvet Underground Zouk, 113 Jln. Ampang, KL. T: 2171 1997 Velvet Underground has its own special night for the ladies with Leonard T and Shazz throwing out musical treats in the form of commercial house candy. There might not be free flow, but it's all about the ambience, baby. 10pm. Ladies free bef. 12 midnight, RM20 inc. 1 drink after midnight, men RM20 inc. 1 drink.

Flirt With Me @ Ruums 1st & 2nd Flr. Bangunan Life Ctr., Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2161 8162 Ruums brings sexy back with a load of DJs giving you a reason to purr. Get moving with tunes from DJs Remy, Sas, Ken and Jerryca (phew!) and if you're really good, you could be the podium disco queen of the night and win prizes! There are also sexy dance shows to feast your eyes on. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM25 inc. 1 drink. Group of 5 ladies gets a free bottle of Bacardi Limon and an endless flow of cocktails.

Sex In Da' City @ Ruums Getting straight to the point is Ruum's new Thursday club night, with DJs One-D and Renegade spinning some phat R&B, Funky House, Electro and Trance, guranteed to get you in the mood for a little lovin'. If that doesn't turn you on then get this; every group of five girls gets a free bottle of Bacardi Limon and free flow of premium cocktails. Check out the midnight special- a LIVE podium show! Group of 5 ladies get a free bottle of Bacardi Lemon

C18 @ Bangsar Avenue No.18, Jalan Liku, Off Jalan Riong, 59100 Bangsar, Kuala Lumpur
Tel : 03-22822018. Red wine for all ladies till late. 4 ladies get 1 bottle of gin or vodka.

Juice and Clubbing9

Post any updates in the comments. Thanks

Fear The Bomoh Or The Ghosts ?

In conjunction with Halloween tomorrow, I've decided to post something related to the occasion.

Why you must be very careful in dealing with spiritualist ?

Because of the dubious nature of their practice, spiritualist have always had a shady reputation, these are a few of many examples:

In October, last month, it was reported in The Star that a woman bomoh at Jalan Pantai Cahaya Bulan in Kota Baru was dancing in the nude with young men as part of her “treatment for patients”.

The Star also published a story last month about a bomoh, Zulkifly Mustafa, 45 who raped his daughter's friend (who was 17 at that time) by persuading her to undergo a nikah batin (spiritual marriage) with him before raping her.

The Star also had a report in 2002 about bomoh Munawar Ismail, 35 who raped a 14 year old girl.

Last month, the NST reported about a spiritual healer called Nandu (crab) Bala, 40, who runs a commune in Kampung Oren, Johor Baru where he enslaves women. Apparently the women were given baths by Bala and would be molested by him during the ritual.

The NST reported last year that Syed Abdullah Alattas, the founder of paranormal group Seekers Malaysia, is doing research to find out the habits and behaviour of ghosts, including how they have sex.

News24 reported in 2003 that the Malaysian police had arrested a local witch doctor for allegedly ordering his patient to have sex with him in order for her to be released from an evil spell. The 43-year old traditional medicine man told the patient, that she was under a spell, before bringing her to a private room for her to undress. The shaman then began molesting her as part of ‘cleansing rituals’ and ended his session by ordering her to have sex with him in order to ensure she would be safe from future spells. After the sessions, the 24-year old woman said the witch doctor showed her three small stones and some thorns which he said were removed from her private parts, and which he claimed were causing her the chest pains.

There was a story on BBC News, in November 2003, about an Indonesian dukun (a bomoh) called Gus. Gus told the BBC that he had inherited his magical powers from his grandfather. He claimed that he could cure many ailments and could also summon spirits. Gus said that he was often asked to help people who believe they are victims of black magic, known in Indonesia as Santet. He nevertheless could not explain why he was only successful in exorcising an evil spirit from a patient with the presence of a journalist, although the patient had sought treatment from him for more than a year.

There is an online news report that professional Vietnamese psychic Hoang Thi Thiem, claims she can speak with the dead. The report also says there are currently 10 psychics now prominent in Vietnam out of more than 100 spirit mediums in "the profession".

There was a report by the Boneo Post that a couple having an extramarital affair sought medical help after their bodies became “inseparable” in an intimate relationship while they were romancing at a beach in Mukah, Sarawak. Apparently the husband of the woman had earlier employed the services of a bomoh to “lock her body up with the man” when they committed adultery.

Do you guys belive in these "paranormal" stuff ? please post your comments.

Learn How To F*ck For RM1,600

Hello all, Im back (after a few weeks away). As a treat, I'm posting about one of Malaysians evergreen favorite topic - sex. I can imagine you guys (and gals) smiling already....LOL

Last Saturday, the Star reported (originally from China Press) that in Singapore, a sex guru calling himself Dr Love is sought by newly married couples to teach them how to obtain satisfaction in sex.

Now, this is not sex education, it is sex training !

Apparently Dr Love shows the clueless couple various sexual intercouse techniques and explains the techniques to them. Couple also have sex in front of Dr. Love for him to "correct their mistakes". Hahahaha. Dr. Love charges S$700 (RM1,600) as consultation fee.

Please note that it is not reported if Dr. Love actually participates in the sexual act. Or if he charges more should there be a request for him to participate in it. The report also doesn't say if Dr. Love massages the guy's "choon toi" (testicles) if he cannot get a firm erection. LOL.

Wow !!! what a way to earn a living. I think Dr. Love is a brilliant guy.

Ah Chong who sells DVDs at the pasar malam near my house can also recommend couples "instructional sex videos" for RM10 each. He will also willingly participate and give you the videos for free. No need to pay RM1,600 for Dr. Love to watch you have sex lah...stupid Singaporeans. Even my dog can teach you how to have sex, for goodness sake !

I am so damn puzzled with Singaporeans, at least Malaysians know (a little bit) about making cars (Kereta Proton) - Singaporeans don't know even how to make love.

Read the full story in the Star here.

Ok, you know what to do now....post your comment :)

Powerful Double Luck Feng Shui Turtle

It was reported in Metro that this turtle was displayed at a reptile centre in Pennsylvania. This turtle, has two heads on opposite sides of a single shell, as well as six legs and a combined tail.

Read related story - If you had RM1 Million, would you buy this tortoise ?

Black Magic And Superstition - Leaders and Victims

It is well known that Malaysians are generally a superstitious lot. Irrespective of race, Malaysians still believe that they can better achieve wealth, power, career, love etc with the help of supernatural means. We all know of people that have sought the assistance of bomohs (Malay witch doctors), feng shui masters (Chinese geomancers), Chinese and Indian astrologers and mediums etc to achieve whatever their goals are in life.

Most Malaysian still remember the famous bomoh Mona Fendy's case in 1993 - She killed and chopped her client, the then Batu Talam Assemblyman, Datuk Mazlan Idris into 18 pieces. Mona Fendy and her 2 accomplices were sentenced to death in 1995 and were hanged in 2001.

It was apparently reported by a well known online newspaper, last year, that a famous "bomoh politik"Awang Mohd Yahya admitted that Malaysian politicians seeking top posts in their party elections have sought his help.

Apparently Asahan, in Sumatera, Indonesia is well known for "bomoh tourism" - Malaysians visit Asahan to consult its powerful bomohs.

It is also rumoured that Blitar, a city in East Java, Indonesia, the birthplace of Sukarno (Indonesia's first president), also attracts "tourists" seeking assistance from its famous bomohs.

It is also not unusual to hear of Malaysians traveling all the way to Thailand and India to seek "spiritual guidance" from spiritualists there.

Are Malaysians the only ones obsessed with the supernatural ?

It has been reported in The Times that Burma’s Junta are intensely superstitious and have long been guided by a belief in prophecies, cosmology, numerology, magic etc

The newspaper further reported that politicians, in general, are superstitious:

• Hitler, Holy Roman Emperor Rudolph II, Ronald and Nancy Reagan, Charles de Gaulle, François Mitterrand and Leonid Brezhnev have all sought advice from astrologers
  
• President Roosevelt would apparently never travel on a Friday
  
• Napoleon feared black cats, and believed that eating chicken and crayfish would bring victory
• Catherine de’ Medici consulted Nostradamus

“We stand at the edge of the age of reason. A new era of the magical explanation of the world is rising”, said Hitler.

Well, we all know what happened to Hitler, right ?

The Times also quoted Gilbert Murray having once said “The best seed ground for superstition is a society in which the fortunes of men seem to bear practically no relation to their merits or effort.”

In 1970, Time Magazine reported that Indonesia's President Suharto and members of the Thai elite do rely on the advice of spiritualists. The magazine also said that the then Malaysian Minister of Works Tun V.T. Sambanthan regularly consults Hindu priests to determine the best days to open new facilities. However it reported that Lee Kuan Yew and President Marcos were the only 2 leaders in this region who do not believe in the supernatural. The ex President of Sri Lanka is believed to have used military helicopters to drop blessed soil on territories as advised by his astrologers.

Well, I believe that I must now get dressed and go for a cool beer or whatever, on a beautiful Saturday like this - Bye !.

Don't forget to tell me...what do you believe ?

How special are you ? Lessons from Mourinho

José Mourinho the Manager of Chelsea Football Club was sacked last week. Although I'm not a Chelsea fan but what happened to Mourinho reminds us of some very important lessons...

• You must never forget who your boss is
  
• You must kiss your boss' arse and make him like you
  
• You are not special, your boss is
  
• Your boss' opinion of you, whilst arbitrary, is much more important that what others think of you
• You can be replaced by someone else - talent can be bought.
  

In January this year, the BBC Sport reported, amid rumours that Mourinho will leave Chelsea, that John Terry said he was prepared to lead a players' protest to persuade the club's hierarchy (i.e. Abramovich) to keep Mourinho at Stamford Bridge.

I would like to say this to John Terry: John, you are a nobody. You're an employee just like Mourinho, if you wanna act like a "tai-kor" rebel, you will also be sacked by Abramovich. All employees are replaceable.

For non-football fans read this first

For the the benefit of you non-football fans, I will elaborate a little on José Mourinho.
Mourinho is a very successful football club manager because he won four consecutive league titles (two at Porto [a top Portuguese football club] and two at Chelsea) and also the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Cup with Porto. Mourinho is also currently the most successful manager in Chelsea's history having won a total of six trophies for Chelsea in three years.

Mourinho moved from Porto to Chelsea in June 2004 becoming one of the highest paid managers in football with a salary of £4.2 million a year, subsequently raised in 2005 to £5.2 million.

He is referred to by the media as the "special one" because of what he said at a press conference after joining Chelsea: "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one".

Despite being disliked by managers, players and fans of other football clubs in England, Mourinho is somewhat a folk hero at Chelsea.

His boss was Chelsea's owner, Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire. According to Forbes magazine, Abramovich has a net worth of $18.7 billion and is the 16th riches man in the world. Abramovich is currently the riches man living in the UK. He bought Chelsea Football Club in 2003.

Abramovich and Mourinho started having some misunderstandings last year over the management of Chelsea. Despite José Mourinho achievements at Chelsea, Abramovich unexpectedly and without prior warning sacked Mourinho last week, 20 September 2007, giving some frivolous and lame excuse. Abramovich then replaced Mourinho with unknown manager Avram Grant. Note that Abramovich appointed Grant although Grant has no significant achievements in high level professional football competitions.

Post your opinions, please

Don't give me a missed call, dammit !

Aren't you annoyed at some inconsiderate people who give you a "missed call" on your mobile phone and expect you to call them back ?. Another variation of this is the standard text (sms) message that says "please call me". I personally have not received very many missed calls or call me text massages. If I did, I would just ignore them - no call backs from me. Or if I'm feeling sarcastic, I would return their missed call, by giving them missed calls in return, or send them back a standard call me back text. My motto is, if you cannot afford to use a mobile phone, don't. Send an email, instead.

I'm thus not surprised to read the report in Yahoo News that this "missed call" practice is prevalent in 3rd world countries in Africa as well.

Giving a missed call is also called "beeping" or "flashing" in some African countries.

According to the report, there is even a "social protocol" for this practice, namely:

• Beep richer guys than you
  
• Don't beep someone if you intend to ask a him favour
• Don't beep your girlfriend

In Malaysia I noticed that people who get loads of missed calls are:

• sales people (call me back, I want to ask you something about your service / product)
  
• students (aiyah, no prepaid credit lah !)
  
• men with "working class" female friends (the girls will always beep the guys)
• those with cheapskate "friends"
  

Have you guys been irritated by being beeped ? Share your comments.

Turn Your Hobby Into A Business

If you want to do meaningful work and change your career, you should maybe consider starting with your hobby.

According to an article in Monster.Com, if you intend to turn your hobby into a business, you must first be sure that your hobby has commercial potential - being passionate about something is not enough. You can begin by researching job / career sites to see if there are any jobs that relate to your hobby.

Then, you must consider whether you would be happy working in it as a business. Remember that doing something as a hobby is different than doing something as a business.

"When your hobby becomes your work, it may not be the same," says Bevington. "This change can take the fun out of what you are doing. In addition to making the product or providing the service, you now have to think about pricing, deadlines, doing it someone else's way, etc." said Nancy Hayes Bevington, a management consultant.

Bevington also stated that your personal experience won't necessarily be transferable professionally. "The workplace will look at you as someone who comes in with no professional experience, even if you have done this for years" on a personal level, she said.

You must be willing to start from the bottom again, to gain experience doing your "hobby" on a professional basis. You can do this by working for a small outfit, first.

Curt Rosengren, a career consultant advised not to quit your day job, yet. He suggested that you "continue to do what you are doing to bring in revenue, while taking a parallel path to help make the transition" to your hobby job.

Read the full story here.

Related post - Are you fed up with your job ?

Please let me know your views on this.

The ULTIMATE Ramadan Bazzar and Hotel Buffet List

In its Metro section on 23 September 2007, The Star has reported that "just days into the fasting month, already the air of festivity cannot be nudged aside as people throng the Ramadan bazaars for tasty treats. It has been the norm that long before the start of Ramadan, the elaborate and painstaking preparation for it would have already started. For hotels, every detail would have been looked into to revise and update menus for the daily buka puasa events. For bazaars, though the planning is at a smaller scale, the preparation is no less gruelling and time-consuming" - read the full story here.

Photo above by Moriazi (Lensa Malaysia)

This is the ultimate list of Ramadan Bazaars in the Klang Valley

Kuala Lumpur

Bangsar
Jalan Telawi Satu
See Masak-Masak

Wangsa Maju
Section 1
Stalls begin from Alpha Angle Shopping Centre right up to the LRT Station. It is in front of low rise flats. From the Wangsa Maju LRT Station, cross the road and walk towards the flats.
See Masak-Masak
See the NST

Taman Tun Dr Ismail
Jalan Tun Mohd Fuad 3 and 4
Stalls are located in front of Sinaran Condominium work site and in front of the row of shop houses which has a Guardian Pharmacy.
See Masak-Masak

Gombak
Taman Greenwood
From Jalan Duta, drive straight down towards Jalan Kuching. Take the elevated highway after Makro, then turn left into Batu Caves. Take the lower road towards Gombak. At the traffic lights, drive straight. The bazaar is on the right hand side of the road.
See Masak-Masak

The NST's list of Ramadan Bazaars in Kuala Lumpur:

In city centre:

• Lorong Tuanku Abdul Rahman
• Lorong Tuanku Abdul Rahman 3, 5, 7
• Tapak Wakaf Pemuzik Buta
• Lanai Seni
• Jalan Masjid India
• Lebuh Ampang
• Jalan Haji Taib
• Jalan Raja Alang

In Cheras/Sg Besi:

• Desa Aman, Cheras
• Flat Sri Melaka
• Taman Len Sen
• Jalan Tasik Permaisuri
• Jalan Tasik Permaisuri 1, Bandar Tun Razak
• Pangsapuri Sri Penara Fasa 2
• Pasar Pagi Jalan Jujur
• Pusat Komuniti Bandar Tun Razak
• Velodrom Tun Razak
• PPR Desa Tun Razak
• PPR Sri Alam
• PPR Pudu Ulu, Cheras
• Jalan Pasar Pudu (susur)
• Desa Tasik, Sg Besi
• Pekan Sg Besi
• Jalan Raden, Sri Petaling

In Wangsa Maju/Setapak/Gombak:

• Pasar Datuk Keramat
• Medan Selera Semarak
• Keramat Wangsa
• Persiaran Setiawangsa
• Jalan Wangsa Melawati 3
• Setapak Jaya
• Danau Kota, Setapak
• Jalan Langkawi/Teratai Mewah
• Lot D Medan Idaman, Gombak
• Medan Idaman, Gombak
• Plaza Idaman Gombak
• Pasar Moden Gombak
• Taman Melati, Setapak (pasar malam site)

In Sentul/Batu:

• Bandar Baru Sentul
• Taman Dato Senu
• Taman Desa Bakti
• Taman Koperasi Polis Fasa 2
• Kg Batu Muda

In Kepong/Segambut:

• Metro Prima, Kepong
• PPR Beringin
• Taman Mutiara Fadason
• Jalan Kuching (Flat PKNS)
• Taman Segambut (SPPK)

In Lembah Pantai:

• Jalan 8A, Taman Sri Sentosa
• Taman Pasir Permata
• PPR/P Kg Kerinci, Bangsar
• Flat 17 tingkat, Kg Kerinci
• Tapak Pasar Tani Mega, Pantai Dalam
• Jalan Pantai Dalam (bawah jejambat NPE)
• Jalan Bangsar Utama
• Jalan Telawi Satu, Bangsar
• Jalan Sri Jati 3, Off Jalan Puchong

In Kampung Pandan:

• Desa Pandan
• Jalan 5/76B, Desa Pandan
• Pusat Penjaja dan Pasar Jalan Wirawati

Kampung Sungai Pencala
Taman Tun Dr Ismail

See the NST


Selangor

Section 14 Petaling Jaya
Jalan 14/28, Petaling Jaya
Landmarks: Jaya supermarket, Digital Mall. The stalls are near Right Angle's shop houses - Utusan Melayu (the shop lots near the mosque).
See Masak-Masak

Kelana Jaya
Jalan SS6/1
The bazaar is on the left hand side just next to the government quarters. This is near the small Giant Supermarket in Kelana Jaya.
See Masak-Masak

United Subang Jaya Web Forum's list of Ramadan Bazaars in Petaling Jaya, Subang Jaya and Shah Alam:

Petaling Jaya:
* Seksyen 17/1A
* Seksyen 14/27
* Lembah Subang
* Desa Mentari
* SS 8
* Damansara Damai (Vista Business Centre)
* Stesyen Bas Jalan Othman
* Kg. Baiduri, Seksyen 51A
* SD 13/2, Sri Damansara
* Kg. Sg. Kayu Ara Damansara
* Seksyen 6 Kota Damansara
* SS 8 Sungai Way
* Seksyen 7 Kota Damansara
* Damansara Damai (Apartment Idaman)
* SS 6/1 Kelana Jaya
* PJS 8
* Pelangi Damansara
* Taman Medan
* PJS 6/3 Kg Lindungan
* Taman Sri Manja
* Pasar Taman Dato' Harun


Subang Jaya:
* USJ 7
* USJ 4
* SS 18
* USJ 1
* PJS 11/2
* Summit Shopping Complex Open Car Park


Shah Alam:
* Seksyen 2
* Seksyen 17
* Seksyen 18
* Seksyen 20
* Seksyen 25
* Seksyen 28
* BBSB Fasa 1
* Subang Perdana
* Stadium Shah Alam
* Seksyen 27
* Seksyen 19
* TTDI Jaya
* Pekan Subang
* Seksyen 7 Tlk Dewan Seksyen 7
* Seksyen 18/34
* Seksyen 18/42
* Tlk Restoran Daud Seksyen 6
* Tlk Dewan Seksyen 16
* Taman Subang Pinggiran
* BBSB Fasa 2
* BBSB Fasa 3
* Seksyen 24
* Seksyen U10
* Bukit Jelutong
* Subang Suria (Jalan Matahari)

See United Subang Jaya Web Forum

Charkueyteow.Com's list of Ramadan Bazaars in Subang Jaya and Puchong:

Subang Jaya
Jalan SS 18/6
USJ 7
Jalan USJ 4/5
USJ 1 (Angsana flats)
Jalan USJ 1/4G
Putra Heights (in front of Mutiara flats)
SS 19
Jalan BK 5A/1
Taman Tenaga

Puchong
Jalan Taman Kinrara, Section 1 Taman Kinrara
Jalan TPK 2/1
Jalan Perdana 2, Taman Puchong Perdana
Taman Puchong Permai (flats)
Taman Puchong Prima
Jalan Utama 2/1
Jalan Wawasan 2/2
Jalan 18/35, Taman Seri Serdang
Jalan 2/10, Taman Universiti Indah
Taman Pinggiran Putra
Jalan PP 1B, Taman Equine

See Charkueyteow.Com


Hotel Ramadan Buffets in the Klang Valley

Mohdimran.com's list
An extensive list of more than 70 places for the "buka puasa" feast. Please note the interesting price comparisons between the years.

Zestful Eats' list.
A list of nearly 50 restaurants and hotel ramadan buffet offerings.

Good Food Everywhere's list
About 40 eating places to dine for Ramadan. Note the links to the various establishments.


There you have it, the most extensive list of Ramadan food feasts on the World Wide Web.

Selamat Berbuka Puasa.

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The World's Secret Billionaire

Who is Chuck Feeney ?

You will not believe that Chuck Feeney is a billionaire. According to published sources, he carries plastic bag that serves as a briefcase, wears a $15 plastic watch, flies economy class and does not own a house or car. Chuck Feeney was born in New Jersey during the Depression to a blue-collar Irish-American family, he co-founded Duty Free Shoppers, the world's largest duty-free retail chain. In 1988 he was listed by Forbes Magazine as the 23rd richest American alive and worth $1.3 billion, richer than Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump.

Thus far, Chuck Feeney has given billions away to schools, hospitals, universities, medical research and human rights from the United States and Ireland to South Africa and Vietnam.

He is obsessed in keeping his identity a secret. He incorporated his charitable foundation in Bermuda and attached confidentiality agreements and cabal-like vows of secrecy to his foundation's grants. After the cashier's checks cleared, there were no black-tie parties, no self-effacing speeches.

I have tried searching for his photo on the internet, but can't find even one - the photos listed on Google Image search, isn't him.

His photo is not even published on his charitable foundation's website The Atlantic Philanthropies

However, there is a rare group photo of him published by Time Magazine in 1997

According to news reports, Chuck Feeney made money in his youth selling Christmas cards door-to-door, clearing snow from driveways and caddying at golf courses. He loved the challenge of making money but had little use for it.

"The Billionaire Who Wasn't: How Chuck Feeney Secretly Made and Gave Away a Fortune" is a new book written by Journalist Conor O'Clery about this remarkable man.

Read more about Chuck Feeney in MSNBC and Business Week

What would you do if you had a million ringgit ? Comments please.

Do you like it black and strong ?

Know your coffee.

Malaysians these days like to drink "Gourmet" coffee...at franchised cafes...talking away on their hand phones and tapping away at their laptops, while sipping their favorite java. Wah, how classy ! - just like in Paris or New York ;)

Not important facts about coffee

Coffee can trace its history as early as the 9th century, from the highlands of Ethiopia. From Ethiopia, coffee spread to the Middle East and to rest of Africa, then to Italy (and Europe).

Although there are about 10 types of coffee species in the world, Arabica and Robusta are the most common coffee beans traded.


Arabica, however, represents about 75% of the world's coffee trade.

Arabica is a species of coffee indigenous to Ethiopia; it is hand picked by the natives.

Robusta is grown mainly in Africa, Brazil and Vietnam.

Arabica beans are considered superior to Robusta. Robustas are usually limited to lower grade coffee blends as a filler - usually used for instant coffee.

Important facts about coffee

Different coffee companies blend and "brand" its coffee differently, just to confuse people. It's more or less the same shit, with different names.

Anyway, coffee beans are relatively cheap as it is produced in 3rd world countries. Why then, you may ask, is coffee so expensive when you buy it in the shops ?

Why is regular petrol (RON 92 - RM1.88 sen per litre) still very much cheaper than a mug of the cheapest coffee ("coffee of the day") at Starbucks ?

A regular / medium mug (about 300 ml) of the cheapest coffee (coffee of the day) at Starbucks cost about RM8.

300 ml of petrol cost only about RM0.56 sen.

I can see you coffee drinkers are all sad already...

Now you know who is the super Star and who has the big Bucks. ;) - sorry, it ain't you.

Pointed out earlier, the coffee beans itself are cheap.

What special expertise does it take to make a cup of coffee ? A Rm4.50 per hour waiter (opps...Barista) ? Absolutely not.

No high technology or expertise required, at all, to make a cup of coffee. And yet, its.....RM ? per mug.

At least for petrol, there are high costs for exploration, extraction, research, scientists, chemists, engineers etc etc just to produce the final product. But it is still very much cheaper than....hehehe....coffee.

Ok, I wont make you people depressed anymore...

On the bright side, this is what all the exotic stuff you've been drinking mean:
view Coffee For Dummies

To cheer you up further, I've also included a fun quiz Do You Know Your Coffee ?

You won't win any prizes if you get all the answers correct, but its a great time waster and it is free ! :)

Comments please - "Gourmet" coffee and tea drinkers are especially invited to comment after you "cool down".

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Warning: Horny Girl Turns Man To Stone.

This girl really knows how to make a guy, rock hard - the whole guy has turned to stone.

"The Stone" is certainly getting more action than most of you guys. LOL.

Where do you think the girl learned how to do this ?

Comments please.

Secret Mantra

Secret Mantra

I admit that I am superstitious and gullible.
But today I learned something new.
I will not believe blindly anything I read on the internet or anywhere else anymore.
Not everything people say or write about, is true.
There is no bomoh practising black magic living in a cave in the jungles of Pahang.
The story was completely made up.

There is a bomoh practising black magic living in middle earth called click here.

An accurate reading of your life ? Naadi Shastra

Naadi Shastra claims that your life is already written down and is, thus, predestined. An expert Nadi reader will be able to tell your name, parent's name, spouse's name (if any), career paths etc with accuracy, provided "your leaf"can be found.

I had accounts of two friends who had gone to India for such readings and they reported that those readings to be very accurate. One said that the Nadi reader knew her name and her boss' name. He also accurately told her about the situation in her career at that moment. The other friend said that the Nadi reader knew his name, his spouse's and his children's names. Apparently, the Nadi reader also knew about his career problems at that time, and predicted that in a few months from then, there will be a mass retrenchment exercise in his company and he will be promoted to fill a superior position. All that came true.

However, 2 years ago, another friend of mine, Shiva Kumar visited a Nadi reader from India who was accepting "clients" at an ashram (in a house in Petaling Jaya). Apparently this Nadi reader was so famous thus he was fully booked. My friend only managed to secure an appointment with this "famous" Nadi reader, after making several attempts within the span of 1 week, even then, he was only accepted to replace someone else who had cancelled her appointment. Anyway, his reading lasted approximately 45 minutes and cost RM200.

My friend told me later that despite being "famous", that Nadi reader could not tell him anything with certainty - not his name, his parents' names, career etc. Apparently, the Nadi reader held open a laptop and was reading an astrology chat on the laptop while "interpreting" a few palm leaves (Nadi leaves) by his side. My friend felt cheated. The Nadi reader was "cold reading - bullshitting his way", said my friend.

According to Wikipedia, Nadi astrology (naadi jothidam) is a form of astrology practised in Tamil Nadu, India. It is based on the belief that the past, present and the future lives of all humans were foreseen by Hindu sages in ancient times [and was recorded] on Palm leaves.

Nadi Astrology leaves can be traced back to approximately more than 2000 years. These Nadi leaves were initially stored in the premises of Tanjore Saraswati Mahal Library of Tamilnadu. Some leaves got destroyed and the remaining were auctioned during the British rule. These Nadi leaves were obtained and possessed by the families of astrologers in Vaitheeswaran Temple. This is an art passed down [through] the years from one generation to the other.

The notion that astrologers claim these predictions were made for all human beings who have lived or will ever live is not completely true. Nadi astrologers say only a certain number of souls' future predictions are there in the leaves. They are reported cases of exact match in the past details and future predictions. Since the prophecy is written in the form of Tamil verses, their interpretation is subject to the nadi astrologer's way of understanding and interpreting them. But those who can understand poetic Tamil (professors, etc.) can understand the verses without the help of an astrologer.

Dr Amir Farid Isahak, a medical specialist who practises holistic, aesthetic and anti-ageing medicine, wrote in The Star that he had gone for an Nadi reading.

Dr Amir wrote, "It took over 1½ hours just to select my Nadi leaf. This was done through a process of elimination. When the correct leaf was found, what it contained was astounding."

Dr. Amir reported that the leaves said, “You will be astonished by our powers. You will be seeking knowledge about Siddhas and be blessed. You may be a Muslim, but you are fated to know all these. You will get more knowledge and become like a Siddha yourself. You will get very clear high-level knowledge in your mind. You will discover a lot of truths, and will encounter a lot of surprises. You are fated to know secrets. You were born into this world to know the Truth.”

Apparently what the leaves "said" was accurate and congruent with his life path.


Have anyone of you heard of this ? Do you believe in fortune telling ? Please comment.