Monday, August 27, 2007

Do you like to eat Lan-Jiao ?

How about having dog's cock and deer-blood vodka cocktail ? and sheep's eyes as a starter ? Have you tried aborted reindeer foetus ? These are all served in a restaurant in Beijing. The restaurant specilises in exotic dishes and also in a very unusual delicacy; animal penises. This restaurant located in Beijing prepares dog, tiger, donkey, snake (yes, a snake has 2 penises), sheep, horse, ox and seal, penises and testicles, in addition to the other more common organs of the animals. The tiger penis dish is £3,000 (about RM19,500).

[The tiger penis dish in Malaysia is cheaper, see Do you Eat Tiger ?. For bull's penis soup see Sex Soup.]

Read the full story in this BBC report.

For centuries ancient Asian cultures have believed (and still do) that the Tiger's penis has some magical properties that improves a man's stamina, just like Viagra does. Some even believe that consuming a tiger's penis will make a man's penis as large as a tiger's.

Other traditional uses for tiger body parts are:
whiskers - give protection from bullets, give user courage, and prevent toothache.
eyeballs - rolled into pills, prevent and treat epilepsy and convulstions
brains - mixed with oil and rubbed over body - cures laziness and acne
bones - mixed into wine, cures rheumatism
tail - rubbed on body, said to cure skin problems
heart - cooked and eaten, imparts strength, courage, and cunning

Guys and girls, please post your comments.


Seaqueen on August 27, 2007 at 6:06 PM said...

Good Lord! No way am I going to eat them, even if you pay me a million bucks. Totally gross. I believe that God made certain animals to be eaten and others to be wary of. I don't know how all those so-called symptoms can be cured using those body parts.

Will you eat them?

the reviewer on August 27, 2007 at 9:39 PM said...

Hahahahaha! Hilarious! That's about the only way Food & Sex can come in as one Label. Hahahahaha! Awe man... tearing up laughing.

The Malaysian Life on August 28, 2007 at 9:46 AM said...

Seaqueen - won't eat them ? not even for a million dollars ? lots of people will, for free. There's this restaurant in Puchong which is packed with people on weekends.

The Reviewer - thats an accurate observation. :)

yulin said...

OMG ! this is disgusting ! how can anyone eat this ? yuck

AdrianC on August 28, 2007 at 11:04 PM said...

omg...yuck yuck yuck...eating other animals penis makes you go stronger? like that lets have BBQ penis party. :)but poor animals getting their stuffs COOKED.

Seaqueen on August 29, 2007 at 1:53 AM said...

So I guess this means that you love all these exotic food eh.
What other foods are you into besides that?

Angie Tan on August 29, 2007 at 4:25 AM said...

wah liao....

i'm still wondering how the heck they can abort a reindeer's foetus???

mmmm... i'm wondering if there a lot of tiger, reindeer, goat, pig, bear "tai kam" around. wait, i think they won't exist. most of them will be used as food liao.

for all you know, they are able to make fake chicken out of these exotic meats. (^ ^)

The Malaysian Life on August 29, 2007 at 8:47 AM said...

yulin - some people do. Hakkas and Koreans, mostly eat dogs ?

adrian - better bring a tiger's part as a talisman if you're going to sleep over at the National Museum tonight.

seaqueen - I've eaten mouse deer and bat curry (I think so). Quite delicious.

AdrianC on August 29, 2007 at 8:49 AM said...

haha this means human are bored of the food in the world already. whats next? FRIED ALIEN? :)

Kenny Lee on August 30, 2007 at 11:42 PM said...

cure laziness, i may consider..........

Horny Ang Moh on September 1, 2007 at 4:36 AM said...

I have eaten bull's cock once accidentally ( I have not idea I am eating a bull's cock until it is in my stomach! ) but then it have not effect on me! Since normally I am pokeing like a bull so having that boost I am suppose to be pokeing like a gollilas! Have a nice day!

The Malaysian Life on September 3, 2007 at 11:06 PM said...

Angie - There's already synthetic shark's fin. Why not other synthetic exotic meat, eh ?

AdrianC - You might be right. People are just finding excuses to try something new.

Kenny Lee - You lazy ? Will Tongkat Ali help ?

Hor ny Ang Moh - Did it get you into severe trouble while poking ? LOL

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