KL Ladies Night November 2007

Mondays - Wednesdays

18SX @ Planet HollywoodG003 Grd. Flr., KL Plaza, 179 Jln. Bukit Bintang, KL. T: 2144 6602 You're a star baby, so treat yourself like one. Enjoy free champagne, wine and Pina Coladas as women take top billing at the Planet tonight. 9pm. No cover.

Tuesdays

Stiletto @ SevenatenineThe Ascott, KL. Girls' night out gets earlier on Tuesday at Sevenatenine. Enjoy a complimentary first drink of your choice then go wild with 25% off on all champer bottles. So kick off your office heels and put on stilettos at Sevenatenine. 10pm. No cover.

Wednesdays

Ladies Night @ Chill111, Blk. B Phileo D'sara 2, 15 Jln. 16/11, Sec. 16, Off Jln. Damansara, PJ. T: 7491 9438 Indulge in a bit of class at Chill where ladies' night is an affair in wine appreciation. A party of four girls get a complimentary bottle of Moscato d'Asti 2006, an aromatic semi-sparkling wine, and chocolate-covered strawberries! For info and reservations, call 6201
4911/016-228 8251.

Soul Candy @ Upstairs Club Lounge, The Loft KL28-40 Jln. Doraisamy, Asian Heritage Row, Off Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2691 5668 Ladies, reveal those sexy moves when DJ T-Bone hits the decks, with Kartel head honcho Joe Flizzow from Too Phat in charge of the verbal floetry. With a mixture of hot soul, funk and r 'n' b every Wed, you'll be perfectly pampered. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM30. For info, call 2691 5668.

Ladies Fashion @ Upstairs Club Lounge, The Loft KL28-40 Jln. Doraisamy, Asian Heritage Row, Off Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2691 5668 Ladies, tired of your shabby look? Get a massive makeover for a new you! At The Loft KL's Ladies Fashion night, you get treated like a star with vogue hairdos, beautiful henna body art and an extravagant buffet. And it's absolutely free! It's good to be a woman. 8pm. No cover. Private party for ladies only. Happens every last Wed of the month.

Kiss The DJ @ CynnaJalan Doraisamy, KL. 2694 2888 Ladies! Be fabulous and show some attitude as DJ Marco de Booj plays kiss-and-tell with all you bombshells. Well, not really, but that sure got your attention! Kiss The DJ arouses your deepest emotions as you lust over the sexiest commercial and disco house. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM35 inc. 1 drink.

Dance The Night Away @ Cafe FlamOB2-G-U1 & U2, Oasis Blvd. Sunway Pyramid, 3 Jln. PJS11/15, Bdr. Sunway , PJ. T: 7492 0068 Put on your dancing shoes, ladies, this night is all about bopping to the tunes of resident DJ JD. Those who really know how to move that body get a chance to compete in a dancing contest, with up to 3 contestants chosen each week. The finals are held every last Wed of the month with a RM1000 cash prize up for grabs. 10.30pm. Ladies no cover, men RM30 inc. 1 drink.

Thursdays

Soul Sista @ Poppy18-1, Jalan P. Ramlee, 50250, KL. T: 2141 8888 Prepare to kick start the weekend with the hot and sultry sounds of Poppy's Ladies' Night. Get the ball rolling by jiving to DJ Fara D's selection of the best r 'n' b and hip hop tunes, before partying the night away with JUICE's Best Looking Crowd for 2005. Ladies in a group of 8 receive a complimentary bottle of EX Raspberry Cognac. 10.30pm. Ladies free, men RM35 inc. 1 drink.

Ladies' Night @ Cafe FlamOB2-G-U1 & U2, Oasis Blvd. Sunway Pyramid, 3 Jln. PJS11/15, Bdr. Sunway , PJ. T: 7492 0068 Fire up your night at Cafe Flam on Thu. With DJ JD (short for John Dave) on the decks, you'll be getting jiggy with it in no time. There's also a Treasure Chest lucky draw, where someone really lucky walks away with the Grand Prize of RM1000 and 2 btls of Bacardi Limon. 10.30pm. Ladies free entry and premium drinks, men RM30 inc. 1 drink.

Ladies Night @ Velvet Underground Zouk, 113 Jln. Ampang, KL. T: 2171 1997 Velvet Underground has its own special night for the ladies with Leonard T and Shazz throwing out musical treats in the form of commercial house candy. There might not be free flow, but it's all about the ambience, baby. 10pm. Ladies free bef. 12 midnight, RM20 inc. 1 drink after midnight, men RM20 inc. 1 drink.

Flirt With Me @ Ruums 1st & 2nd Flr. Bangunan Life Ctr., Jln. Sultan Ismail, KL. T: 2161 8162 Ruums brings sexy back with a load of DJs giving you a reason to purr. Get moving with tunes from DJs Remy, Sas, Ken and Jerryca (phew!) and if you're really good, you could be the podium disco queen of the night and win prizes! There are also sexy dance shows to feast your eyes on. 10pm. Ladies free, men RM25 inc. 1 drink. Group of 5 ladies gets a free bottle of Bacardi Limon and an endless flow of cocktails.

Sex In Da' City @ Ruums Getting straight to the point is Ruum's new Thursday club night, with DJs One-D and Renegade spinning some phat R&B, Funky House, Electro and Trance, guranteed to get you in the mood for a little lovin'. If that doesn't turn you on then get this; every group of five girls gets a free bottle of Bacardi Limon and free flow of premium cocktails. Check out the midnight special- a LIVE podium show! Group of 5 ladies get a free bottle of Bacardi Lemon

C18 @ Bangsar Avenue No.18, Jalan Liku, Off Jalan Riong, 59100 Bangsar, Kuala Lumpur
Tel : 03-22822018. Red wine for all ladies till late. 4 ladies get 1 bottle of gin or vodka.

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Fear The Bomoh Or The Ghosts ?

In conjunction with Halloween tomorrow, I've decided to post something related to the occasion.

Why you must be very careful in dealing with spiritualist ?

Because of the dubious nature of their practice, spiritualist have always had a shady reputation, these are a few of many examples:

In October, last month, it was reported in The Star that a woman bomoh at Jalan Pantai Cahaya Bulan in Kota Baru was dancing in the nude with young men as part of her “treatment for patients”.

The Star also published a story last month about a bomoh, Zulkifly Mustafa, 45 who raped his daughter's friend (who was 17 at that time) by persuading her to undergo a nikah batin (spiritual marriage) with him before raping her.

The Star also had a report in 2002 about bomoh Munawar Ismail, 35 who raped a 14 year old girl.

Last month, the NST reported about a spiritual healer called Nandu (crab) Bala, 40, who runs a commune in Kampung Oren, Johor Baru where he enslaves women. Apparently the women were given baths by Bala and would be molested by him during the ritual.

The NST reported last year that Syed Abdullah Alattas, the founder of paranormal group Seekers Malaysia, is doing research to find out the habits and behaviour of ghosts, including how they have sex.

News24 reported in 2003 that the Malaysian police had arrested a local witch doctor for allegedly ordering his patient to have sex with him in order for her to be released from an evil spell. The 43-year old traditional medicine man told the patient, that she was under a spell, before bringing her to a private room for her to undress. The shaman then began molesting her as part of ‘cleansing rituals’ and ended his session by ordering her to have sex with him in order to ensure she would be safe from future spells. After the sessions, the 24-year old woman said the witch doctor showed her three small stones and some thorns which he said were removed from her private parts, and which he claimed were causing her the chest pains.

There was a story on BBC News, in November 2003, about an Indonesian dukun (a bomoh) called Gus. Gus told the BBC that he had inherited his magical powers from his grandfather. He claimed that he could cure many ailments and could also summon spirits. Gus said that he was often asked to help people who believe they are victims of black magic, known in Indonesia as Santet. He nevertheless could not explain why he was only successful in exorcising an evil spirit from a patient with the presence of a journalist, although the patient had sought treatment from him for more than a year.

There is an online news report that professional Vietnamese psychic Hoang Thi Thiem, claims she can speak with the dead. The report also says there are currently 10 psychics now prominent in Vietnam out of more than 100 spirit mediums in "the profession".

There was a report by the Boneo Post that a couple having an extramarital affair sought medical help after their bodies became “inseparable” in an intimate relationship while they were romancing at a beach in Mukah, Sarawak. Apparently the husband of the woman had earlier employed the services of a bomoh to “lock her body up with the man” when they committed adultery.

Do you guys belive in these "paranormal" stuff ? please post your comments.

Learn How To F*ck For RM1,600

Hello all, Im back (after a few weeks away). As a treat, I'm posting about one of Malaysians evergreen favorite topic - sex. I can imagine you guys (and gals) smiling already....LOL

Last Saturday, the Star reported (originally from China Press) that in Singapore, a sex guru calling himself Dr Love is sought by newly married couples to teach them how to obtain satisfaction in sex.

Now, this is not sex education, it is sex training !

Apparently Dr Love shows the clueless couple various sexual intercouse techniques and explains the techniques to them. Couple also have sex in front of Dr. Love for him to "correct their mistakes". Hahahaha. Dr. Love charges S$700 (RM1,600) as consultation fee.

Please note that it is not reported if Dr. Love actually participates in the sexual act. Or if he charges more should there be a request for him to participate in it. The report also doesn't say if Dr. Love massages the guy's "choon toi" (testicles) if he cannot get a firm erection. LOL.

Wow !!! what a way to earn a living. I think Dr. Love is a brilliant guy.

Ah Chong who sells DVDs at the pasar malam near my house can also recommend couples "instructional sex videos" for RM10 each. He will also willingly participate and give you the videos for free. No need to pay RM1,600 for Dr. Love to watch you have sex lah...stupid Singaporeans. Even my dog can teach you how to have sex, for goodness sake !

I am so damn puzzled with Singaporeans, at least Malaysians know (a little bit) about making cars (Kereta Proton) - Singaporeans don't know even how to make love.

Read the full story in the Star here.

Ok, you know what to do now....post your comment :)

Powerful Double Luck Feng Shui Turtle

It was reported in Metro that this turtle was displayed at a reptile centre in Pennsylvania. This turtle, has two heads on opposite sides of a single shell, as well as six legs and a combined tail.

Read related story - If you had RM1 Million, would you buy this tortoise ?

Black Magic And Superstition - Leaders and Victims

It is well known that Malaysians are generally a superstitious lot. Irrespective of race, Malaysians still believe that they can better achieve wealth, power, career, love etc with the help of supernatural means. We all know of people that have sought the assistance of bomohs (Malay witch doctors), feng shui masters (Chinese geomancers), Chinese and Indian astrologers and mediums etc to achieve whatever their goals are in life.

Most Malaysian still remember the famous bomoh Mona Fendy's case in 1993 - She killed and chopped her client, the then Batu Talam Assemblyman, Datuk Mazlan Idris into 18 pieces. Mona Fendy and her 2 accomplices were sentenced to death in 1995 and were hanged in 2001.

It was apparently reported by a well known online newspaper, last year, that a famous "bomoh politik"Awang Mohd Yahya admitted that Malaysian politicians seeking top posts in their party elections have sought his help.

Apparently Asahan, in Sumatera, Indonesia is well known for "bomoh tourism" - Malaysians visit Asahan to consult its powerful bomohs.

It is also rumoured that Blitar, a city in East Java, Indonesia, the birthplace of Sukarno (Indonesia's first president), also attracts "tourists" seeking assistance from its famous bomohs.

It is also not unusual to hear of Malaysians traveling all the way to Thailand and India to seek "spiritual guidance" from spiritualists there.

Are Malaysians the only ones obsessed with the supernatural ?

It has been reported in The Times that Burma’s Junta are intensely superstitious and have long been guided by a belief in prophecies, cosmology, numerology, magic etc

The newspaper further reported that politicians, in general, are superstitious:

• Hitler, Holy Roman Emperor Rudolph II, Ronald and Nancy Reagan, Charles de Gaulle, François Mitterrand and Leonid Brezhnev have all sought advice from astrologers
  
• President Roosevelt would apparently never travel on a Friday
  
• Napoleon feared black cats, and believed that eating chicken and crayfish would bring victory
• Catherine de’ Medici consulted Nostradamus

“We stand at the edge of the age of reason. A new era of the magical explanation of the world is rising”, said Hitler.

Well, we all know what happened to Hitler, right ?

The Times also quoted Gilbert Murray having once said “The best seed ground for superstition is a society in which the fortunes of men seem to bear practically no relation to their merits or effort.”

In 1970, Time Magazine reported that Indonesia's President Suharto and members of the Thai elite do rely on the advice of spiritualists. The magazine also said that the then Malaysian Minister of Works Tun V.T. Sambanthan regularly consults Hindu priests to determine the best days to open new facilities. However it reported that Lee Kuan Yew and President Marcos were the only 2 leaders in this region who do not believe in the supernatural. The ex President of Sri Lanka is believed to have used military helicopters to drop blessed soil on territories as advised by his astrologers.

Well, I believe that I must now get dressed and go for a cool beer or whatever, on a beautiful Saturday like this - Bye !.

Don't forget to tell me...what do you believe ?

How special are you ? Lessons from Mourinho

José Mourinho the Manager of Chelsea Football Club was sacked last week. Although I'm not a Chelsea fan but what happened to Mourinho reminds us of some very important lessons...

• You must never forget who your boss is
  
• You must kiss your boss' arse and make him like you
  
• You are not special, your boss is
  
• Your boss' opinion of you, whilst arbitrary, is much more important that what others think of you
• You can be replaced by someone else - talent can be bought.
  

In January this year, the BBC Sport reported, amid rumours that Mourinho will leave Chelsea, that John Terry said he was prepared to lead a players' protest to persuade the club's hierarchy (i.e. Abramovich) to keep Mourinho at Stamford Bridge.

I would like to say this to John Terry: John, you are a nobody. You're an employee just like Mourinho, if you wanna act like a "tai-kor" rebel, you will also be sacked by Abramovich. All employees are replaceable.

For non-football fans read this first

For the the benefit of you non-football fans, I will elaborate a little on José Mourinho.
Mourinho is a very successful football club manager because he won four consecutive league titles (two at Porto [a top Portuguese football club] and two at Chelsea) and also the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Cup with Porto. Mourinho is also currently the most successful manager in Chelsea's history having won a total of six trophies for Chelsea in three years.

Mourinho moved from Porto to Chelsea in June 2004 becoming one of the highest paid managers in football with a salary of £4.2 million a year, subsequently raised in 2005 to £5.2 million.

He is referred to by the media as the "special one" because of what he said at a press conference after joining Chelsea: "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one".

Despite being disliked by managers, players and fans of other football clubs in England, Mourinho is somewhat a folk hero at Chelsea.

His boss was Chelsea's owner, Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire. According to Forbes magazine, Abramovich has a net worth of $18.7 billion and is the 16th riches man in the world. Abramovich is currently the riches man living in the UK. He bought Chelsea Football Club in 2003.

Abramovich and Mourinho started having some misunderstandings last year over the management of Chelsea. Despite José Mourinho achievements at Chelsea, Abramovich unexpectedly and without prior warning sacked Mourinho last week, 20 September 2007, giving some frivolous and lame excuse. Abramovich then replaced Mourinho with unknown manager Avram Grant. Note that Abramovich appointed Grant although Grant has no significant achievements in high level professional football competitions.

Post your opinions, please

Don't give me a missed call, dammit !

Aren't you annoyed at some inconsiderate people who give you a "missed call" on your mobile phone and expect you to call them back ?. Another variation of this is the standard text (sms) message that says "please call me". I personally have not received very many missed calls or call me text massages. If I did, I would just ignore them - no call backs from me. Or if I'm feeling sarcastic, I would return their missed call, by giving them missed calls in return, or send them back a standard call me back text. My motto is, if you cannot afford to use a mobile phone, don't. Send an email, instead.

I'm thus not surprised to read the report in Yahoo News that this "missed call" practice is prevalent in 3rd world countries in Africa as well.

Giving a missed call is also called "beeping" or "flashing" in some African countries.

According to the report, there is even a "social protocol" for this practice, namely:

• Beep richer guys than you
  
• Don't beep someone if you intend to ask a him favour
• Don't beep your girlfriend

In Malaysia I noticed that people who get loads of missed calls are:

• sales people (call me back, I want to ask you something about your service / product)
  
• students (aiyah, no prepaid credit lah !)
  
• men with "working class" female friends (the girls will always beep the guys)
• those with cheapskate "friends"
  

Have you guys been irritated by being beeped ? Share your comments.