Free Language Lessons

Learning a new language is known to be the best way of getting acquainted with another culture. With globalisation, knowing an additional language will definitely give you a competitive advantage. Mango.com is offering free online language lessons online. There are 11 languages available (each with 100 lessons). The lessons are constructed with clear visuals, voice direction and verbal examples.

This site is perfect for Malaysians, its useful, convenient and its FREE. :) "Min Fai" "Percuma"

Go to Mango.com for free lessons.

Read also how to learn (but not master) any language in 1 hour.

Note: I was told the site does not teach swear words. But don't let that discourage you.

Getting Rid Of Telemarkers

Don't you hate receiving telemarketing calls at the most inconvenient times - they come in when you're busy at work (with crucial deadlines to meet), having dinner with friends, having sex or watching a good film etc.

Read this article for 10 ways to get rid of a telemarketer.

Sex For Free

Pursuant to my previous post on Dr. Love of Singapore, I've decided to post something related as I think Dr. Love is over charging his customers - RM1,600 just to learn about sex.

The Malaysian Life in collaboration with Cosmopolitan Magazine presents: Sex Positions.

For more advanced readers, you can proceed to try more advanced techniques: Advanced Sex Positions.

Just remember, you can't learn everything all at once. Take your time. If you still need further assistance after reading these instructions, I'm sure there will be volunteers from readers of this blog.

So now from this blog, you can learn the basics (to advanced) sex positions, for free. Absolutely Free.

I'm just feeling a little generous at the end of the year. ;)

Comments please...

Sex Party In Penang

The police raided a gay sex party held in a shoplot in Penang last Sunday and arrested 34 men aged between 22 and 55 including a British guy.

The sex party was held in a fitness centre-cum-sauna which was on the 3rd floor of the shoplot.

Several tubes of lubrication gel, gay magazines, pornographic VCDs and a few boxes of condoms were also seized from the premises.

Read the full story in The Star.

I heard there are similar parties in KL for straight people as well - swinging. Apparently these private parties are held discreetly in hotels suites. The organisers charge participants a fee for the room, drinks and some food. Participants have to bring a partner. No partner, no entry.

Comments please....

Malaysians Like It Doggy Style

According to a Malay Mail survey said that most Malaysian like it from behind - doggy style. This was the top sex position for KL folks. The paper wrote that 38% of guys prefer this position, whilst missionary is a close second (21%). Women on the other hand prefer the missionary position (32%).

84% of those surveyed said that sex is a stimulating and relaxing activity that benefits one's health. An average of 72% respondents said they were sexually active between 4 and 6 sessions in the last one month. The study also found that those between 18 and 28 indulge in sexual intercourse more often than those in the higher age bracket.

What do you think, guys ? what do you LIKE ?

Is This Your Girlfriend ?

You should take your girlfriend clubbing often.

How To Be A Real Man - Just Be A Cock

A cock leads the chickens (not the other way around)

A cock stands straight, walks straight, thinks straight and is straight (not bent)

A cock likes chickens (not other cocks)

A cock talks cock (but dont sing songs)

Cocks that act like chickens are not cocks. Period.


So cocks and chickens, what do you think ?....comment please