Im Nobody, But I Demand RESPECT !!!

Give us some RESPECT !!!

Respect and attention. Everyone wants it, but it is only bestowed on a few. Some are so desperate, that they will do almost anything to get it.

These people should be featured on National Geographic.


Namewee, our very own Malaysian rapper - The Malaysian Tupac Shakur.








He sang a mediocre rap song using the National Anthem and posted it on YouTube, so everyone can know who is NAMEWEE.

He's obviously a marketing wiz - "make it controversial". He would've made some money if he hosted some Google Adsense in his post.

"Kan nee nar !!' "Sam pat"

"Lan-jiao bin"

This Mat Rempit is risking his life to show everyone that he also has some kind of skill that is worthy of respect.




He also wants to be a somebody, even with his humble "kap cai".

"Tengok siapa ada telur !!!"

"Ko' siapa ?" "Puki mak ko' !"

This Ah Beng modified his Proton Satria to look like a homemade Ferrari.







Even he wants to be a somebody. He wants to be a Hong Kong "Ku Wak Chai" (Young & Dangerous - a movie about triads in Hong Kong)

"Thai pin-kor fai !....lei mo chun-toi, ah ?

"Tiew lei..., chow-hai !!!"

"Sor hai"

This is Kala Kawai, from Hawaii. He has 67 piercings and 75 % of his body is tattooed.

This guy wants to be an alien. He always wanted to be in Star Wars - the one that eventually kills Luke Skywalker.

Kala Kwai, wants respect, he wants attention. He wants your LOVE.


"What yo' lookin' at, motha' fucker !, eat my shit !"

Tom Leppard aka the Leopard Man

In a rare BBC television interview, Leppard remarked, “As far as I’m concerned, if there is a paradise on Earth, I’m in it. You’re welcome to what you’ve got. I’ll keep this.”

This guy wants to be a leopard - a human being who wants to be an animal.

"Grrreeeeahhhh !!!"

Hahaha. I have no comments about this one. Hahaha. Pathetic !


Stop laughing.....you bitches and bastards ! Its not meant to be funny.

Ok, I know I've left out a few others that should be included here. Maybe I will include those, if I change my mind later.

Okie, as usual, post your comments.

Britney Spears Of The Spirit World

In the NST today 25 August 2007, 19 year old Pinky Loo talks about her career as a spirit entertainer. She earns Rm150 per night although she has heard that some singers get up to RM1000.

"The stage shows were traditionally meant to entertain both the believers and the spirits. As long as there is entertainment, I doubt it would offend anyone, especially the spirits" Pinky was quoted saying

"The songs are mostly in Mandarin, although, occasionally I do sing a Britney Spears number" Pinky Said

NST

Meet Pinky, the Britney Spears of the Spirit World.

Yeah, Im sure the ghosts can relate to the Britney song, Baby One More Time -

"My loneliness is killin' me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign,
hit me baby one more time"

Not a bad way to earn a living. I wonder if the spirits also have China made DVD players, so they can watch some porn when they are bored (for the other 11 months of the year) or go on the internet... - shit ! I hope that the spirits are not reading this.

related post - humsup hungry ghosts

Comments please, you voyeurs !

Free Talisman For 500 people

In the Sun newspaper today 24 August 2007 on pg 36 (The Classified Section), "famous clairvoyant" Marie Callas offers 500 talisman for free. This offer is made through an advertisement approximately half a page large.

"I am offering you a genuine talisman which could change your life"
(And it won't cost you a cent) she was quoted saying.

According to the advertisement, all you have to do to obtain this talisman is to fill up a form with personal details and answer a list of questions, then send the completed form to a PO Box addressed in Singapore.

Wait ! Before you rush out and get the Sun newspaper, please read what the Western Australian Government for Consumer and Employment Protection has to say about her -
Read about Marie Callas

Please submit your comments about this.

Local Pimp Exploiting News Report

In a BBC news report (23 August 2007):
Old age 'no barrier' to sex life

"Old age is apparently not preventing US citizens from enjoying active sex lives, researchers there say"

BBC


A local pimp, seeing the opportunity to earn the tourist dollar, have installed a special sign at his premises to attract potential elderly customers:


Ok....This is a lame Joke !














Comments please !

Humsup Hungry Ghosts ?

In Penang, "ko tai girls" will have to abide by a new dress code for thier performance during the hungry ghosts month.

"In the past, there were cases where ko tai girls who wore see-through outfits without undergarments to spice up their acts. Although we have not received complaints on scantily dressed female singers for the past three years, I have instructed all members to monitor the performances, especially on the dress code" said Penang Teong Guan Association chairman Lim Yam Koi

"Singers and dancers will be advised not to wear tube-tops, bare-backs and bikini-like outfits on stage. Hot pants are okay" he said

Of course you will not receive complaints on the "scantily dressed singers" ! Are the ghosts going to make a complain ?


The Star


Meanwhile in KL, Gwen Stefani became a "ko tai girl" at Bukit Jalil. She performed for thousands of "horny Malaysian ghosts".

“I am not a bad girl" said Stefani.

“Of course, I have certain moral values that I uphold. In America, they see me as a good role model,” added Stefani

At her perfomance, Gwen probably realised that the Malaysian ghosts were not that innocent after all. In fact, they were way too immoral for her... so she "modified" her normal dressing for her own safety - she overdid the covering up.

Gwen...be warned ! "This Is Malaysia" - famous for sex crimes: old men raping their own daughters, even toddlers get raped, bomohs raping their customers, religious teachers molesting their students etc. Don't play play, Gwen.... Hahahaha.


The Star


related post - Britney Spears Of The Spirit World

Your Boyfriend Has No Balls !

This is not about beef balls, pork balls or fish balls - it is about a guy's balls. A 24 year old woman ripped off her ex bf's balls with her bare hands. Once you grab his balls...his heart and mind will follow ?

There is an urban legend that about 20 years ago, in Ampang, a woman cut her lovers balls while he was sleeping, and fed it to the family dog because he was cheating on her. The lover, not the dog. :)

Anyway, read the story from the BBC.

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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

BBC

Goodfellas

My Ratings: Very Good

Release Date: 1990

Lessons: This movies tells us not to underestimate a man's greed. It also shows that when someone is desperate he will betray his closest friends and even his family. Not everyone can be a successful gangster; you must like being a gangster in addition to having the right personality and intelligence. Just like any other profession, to be successful, you must like what you do in addition to having the right personality and intelligence for the job. Most people only have the intelligence to do the job but do not like, nor have the personality for the job.

Based on Nicholas Pileggi's book WISEGUY, Martin Scorsese's GOODFELLAS is a wry, violent, and exhilarating film about the life of Henry Hill, an aspiring criminal who ends up in the FBI's witness protection program after testifying against his former partners. As a poor Irish-Italian growing up in 1950s New York City, Hill (Ray Liotta) rises through the ranks of his Brooklyn neighborhood's organized crime branch, and with money from the mob he begins living the good life, complete with a beautiful bride, Karen (Lorraine Bracco), a fancy house, and the best seats at the most exclusive restaurants. A botched robbery lands Henry in prison for a brief period of time, and when he gets released, his reckless infidelities and drug abuse damage his association with his adopted family.

Scorsese's film is a visual and sonic onslaught, featuring a brilliant pop-music soundtrack and stunning camera work--including the infamous Steadicam one-take that introduces the audience to the Copacabana's patrons. He uses the songs to infuse a breathtaking, invigorating rhythm into every scene. As the psychopathic Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci delivers an unforgettable performance that is alarming in its cold-blooded callousness, helping to cement GOODFELLAS' place as a classic portrait of life in the mob.