Thursday, June 7, 2007

Options make life easier

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KEEP your options open - that is one advice I often receive. It is very good counsel, one that can be applied across a genre of topics and a variety of situations.

I mean, isn’t it better to have many options than no option at all? From cereal selections to insurance policies, it is safe to say that consumers today are spoilt for choice when it comes to making a decision and are glad for that.

At a recent Body Shop event, I was having a conversation with the managing director Datin Mina Cheah-Fong who said she had bought a gym membership that allows her the privilege to exercise at any gymnasium of her choice in all parts of the world.

Since she travels often, we all agree that it is quite an advantage.

“Of course, it’s not that I’ll go to the gym when I travel lah,” she said and laughed good-humouredly.

“But just in case, it’s good to know that I have the option of going if I ever feel like it!”

One of my best friends, Chau Hsiong, studied accounting and had been working as an auditor for the past two years. Most recently, he had decided to be a pilot.

It was not an easy decision to make, because working in the accounting and finance sector, there would be more career growth in the future.

As a pilot, he would be bonded to Singapore Airlines for seven years, therefore limiting his options.

“Limiting your options to do? what?” I had asked.

“Working and growing in the corporate sector would give me more job opportunities should I decide to change companies or move to a different industry,” he said.

“As a pilot, I’m limiting myself to just one profession.”

Nevertheless, Chau Hsiong is currently in Outward Bound School in Lumut, Pangkor for intensive physical training – his first step to becoming a pilot.

He had a good point. Being bonded to a company for seven years is like having no options for seven years. But yet, the way I look at it, where most of us have to pay to take lessons to pick up a skill, he is being paid to learn how to fly a plane.

Where many of us are unsure of where we’ll end up in seven years time, he knows that he will have a secure and great-paying job doing what fascinates him.

Travelling around the world, he will undoubtedly have the opportunity to meet more people from different walks of life therefore heightening his chances of encountering interesting business ventures that he can embark on should he choose to retire from the airline industry in the future.

That, to me, beats having an option that will most probably never be made used of.

It is comforting to know at the back of our minds that we have the option of doing whatever we want should we choose to but like the gym membership, how likely is it that we would actually need to exercise this option?

Often times, we find a job we like and we stick to it for the longest time. If we do change professions, it will most likely be for many reasons other than “so many options, let’s try them all out!”

If nothing else, if we’re not sure of what we want, having too many options might make us even more uncertain.

Just like in school, majoring in a particular subject purely because it gives us more options might leave us more confused than ever.

One thing I have noticed is that we never run out of options. We might think we have but that is often not the case. When one door closes, another will open.

And sometimes, keeping the door close can simply mean that we have found what we are happy with. After all, in the context of love and romance, we do not need a lot of men; we only need ONE good man.

The Star

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Typical Malaysian Quotes

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Only Malaysians can understand what these quotes mean.

Hilarious !


KHER

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I have some other typical Malaysian quotes:

"Saya tak tahu"

"Saya tak ada maklumat lanjut...perkara ini sedang dikaji oleh Jabatan..."

"Ko ni siapa ?"

"Don't listen to rumours"

"Can you come tomorrow ? Our computer system is down today."

"Everything can kau tim lah"

Anyone else have more Malaysian quotable quotes ? please post your comments.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Conmen preying on gullible elderly folk

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SEVERAL elderly women have been scammed of thousands of dollars in cash and jewellery.

According to the police, more than five cases have been reported since the beginning of this year. There were 12 such cases last year.

The latest incident happened just last Wednesday when a woman

in her mid-60s lost S$50,000 (RM115,000) to three fraudsters.

The victim said she was at an exercising area near Block 802, Yishun Ring Road, when a woman approached her and asked if she knew of an old man living in the vicinity who could cure illnesses.

Shortly after, a second woman, who appeared curious, joined in the conversation. A third woman then approached them. She said she was the granddaughter of the “healer.”

The granddaughter then predicted that the elderly woman would fall sick soon. However, she would be cured if she gave a sum of money for some prayers to be performed by the man. The money, she said, would be returned after the prayers were done.

The victim gave the women the money and that was the last she saw of them. She later lodged a police report.

In most cases, the victims were told to place cash and jewellery in a plastic bag for the prayers and the bag would be returned to them later.

The conmen would then instruct their victims to open the plastic bag a few days later.

But when they did so, they would only find apples and other items instead of the cash and jewellery. This scam has been around for a while but people continue to fall for it. – The Straits Times / Asia News Network

The Star

Beware of the court con

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By KULDEEP S. JESSY

KUALA LUMPUR: Beware of a voice message from the “Malaysian High Court”. The message claiming you have not attended a court case is merely a scam to get your personal and bank details.

In all cases reported, the recipients of the message denied they had any pending court case or were being sought by the police.

The caller, purportedly from the “Malaysian High Court” would call a prospective victim, telling the person that he or she had missed a court hearing.

The caller would then instruct the recipient to dial “9”. Doing so would put them in touch with an operator who would then insist that the victim gives his or her name as well as identity card number, supposedly for purposes of verification.

The operator then tells the victim that he or she either had a case to attend or had missed a hearing.

According to a recent victim, the operator gave an assurance that she would fax all details to an officer at Bukit Aman, who would get back to the victim within three or four minutes.

“True enough, in less than two minutes a man called and asked me a lot of questions.

“He claimed that a criminal had used my identity card and opened an account at some banks and asked whether I had accounts in these banks, too,” said the victim.

“When I told him I did, the officer said he would help me with the case if I told him how much I have in that account.”

The victim refused, asking instead to meet the caller first. The caller then gave his victim a phone number, purportedly of a contact at Bukit Aman.

According to police, some victims were so convinced by the “officer” that they gave their account number and the bank balance as instructed. When they called the “officer” back at the given number, the call would either reach a police station or a private home.

So far, the police have received more than 100 reports of the scam in the Klang Valley.

The swindle first surfaced in Penang last month, prompting the police there to advise the public not to entertain such calls and check instead with the police to determine if they indeed had court hearings to attend.

It is learned that the scam had also spread to Johor and other states.

“I advise the public not to entertain such calls,” said City commercial crime chief Asst Comm Mohd Aris Ramli.

“They should contact the police immediately if they receive such calls or are approached by anyone with such modus operandi.”

The Star

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Malaysia's 40 Richest

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By Justin Doebele

Shiok, the Malay word for fantastic, is an apt word to describe the past 12 months for Malaysia's 40 Richest. It has been a remarkably good year for nearly everyone on our second annual list, thanks to the nation's thriving economy, which has been helped by recent government moves to reduce taxes.

The stock market is up more than 20% to date, making it the third-best-performing market in Asia behind China and Vietnam. At least 75% of the public companies held by these tycoons are worth more than last year. The nation's 40 richest business people are worth a collective $43 billion, up from $26 billion last year.

Robert Kuok remains Malaysia's richest, worth $7.6 billion. Just $200 million behind him is No. 2 Ananda Krishnan, who made headlines in May when he announced plans to take his telecom company, Maxis, private in a $5 billion deal. Malaysia's ten richest still control the bulk of the list's wealth, worth $35 billion, up 63% from the previous year. But the individuals lower in the ranks are doing well, too. Last year a dozen people were worth less than $100 million; the minimum net worth was $65 million. This year no one is worth less than $127 million.

Eight of the rich listers are newcomers, most put there by recent offerings or dramatic gains in public holdings. Mokhzani Mahathir, son of the former prime minister, joins the ranks after taking his energy company Kencana public in December. Seri Eleena Raja Azlan Shah becomes the list's second woman, thanks to her shareholding in thriving construction firm Gamuda, up 90% in the past year. The richest newcomer is Singapore resident Ong Beng Seng, the tireless dealmaker who just recently persuaded Formula One's Bernie Ecclestone to hold a Grand Prix-style race on the streets of Singapore, most probably at night, a world's first.

Even most dropoffs from last year's rankings have little reason to pout. Former head of Multi-Purpose Holdings, Lim Thian Kiat, saw his net worth rise $31 million to $126 million. Not bad, but not enough to make the cut.

For people with publicly traded fortunes, net worths were calculated using share prices and exchange rates from May 11. For privately held fortunes we estimated what companies and assets were worth if public.

The Richest Malaysians
  1. Robert Kuok
  2. Ananda Krishnan
  3. Lim Goh Tong
  4. Lee Shin Cheng
  5. Teh Hong Piow
  6. Quek Leng Chan
  7. Syed Mokhtar AlBukhary
  8. Yeoh Tiong Lay
  9. Tiong Hiew King
  10. William Cheng
  11. Azman Hashim
  12. Ong Beng Seng
  13. Yaw Teck Seng
  14. Vincent Tan
  15. Yaw Chee Ming
  16. Vinod Sekhar
  17. Jeffrey Cheah
  18. Chong Chook Yew
  19. Lim Kok Thay
  20. Lim Wee Chai
  21. Kua Sian Kooi
  22. Tiah Thee Kian
  23. Mustapha Kamal Abu Bakar
  24. Anthony Fernandes
  25. Seri Eleena Raja Azlan Shah
  26. Lee Oi Hian
  27. Lee Hau Hian
  28. Mokhzani Mahathir
  29. G Gnanalingam
  30. Abdul Hamed Sepawi
  31. Kamarudin Meranun
  32. Lau Cho Kun
  33. Ong Leong Huat
  34. Lin Yun Ling
  35. Liew Kee Sin
  36. Lee Swee Eng
  37. Ahmayuddin bin Ahmad
  38. Hamdan Mohamad
  39. Khoo Kay Peng
  40. Kasi K L Palaniappan
Forbes

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Counting on the nest egg

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With people living longer, marrying and having children later and not saving enough, facing retirement is a challenge. While there is growing awareness about the need to plan, less than 5% are prepared for retirement and fail to take into consideration inflation rates and rising medical costs.

IN 1981, when Azman graduated, he got a job in KL which paid him RM1,800 a month. He bought an imported Mazda at RM17,000 and months later he put down money on a RM78,000 single-storey terrace house.

Today, 25 years later, Azman's daughter has just finished university. Her starting pay is RM1,800, just like her father's two and a half decades ago.

Long road ahead: With the life expectancy of men at 72 and women at 76, most people have a good 20 years to live after retirement.
But unlike her father's time, imported cars cost over RM100,000 today. So Latifah has opted to buy a Proton for RM45,000 (more than double what her dad paid for his first car).

While her father could afford to buy a house early in his career, Latifah can't. Houses in KL these days cost at least RM200,000, so she has to work for a few years first before she can own one.

Compared to 25 years ago, the prices of goods, food, petrol and electricity have all gone up. Understandably, it's an uphill task for Latifah to save on her RM1,800 salary, since the purchasing power of her salary is much lower than her father's back in the 1980s.

It is a fact that wages have not moved in tandem with the rise of the cost of living and inflation. That trend is expected to continue.

And if people do not start planning early for their retirement, they are going to find themselves in a spot after they turn 55.

Today, three meals cost you RM20 but in 20 years time – with an inflation rate of 6% a year – you will need RM64 per day for the three meals, estimates financial consultant Hazel Ong Archibald of CIMB Wealth Advisors (see Chart 1). The government puts inflation rate at 3.2% to 4.8% but Ong says in urban areas, that figure is about 6%.

So while the RM500,000 in your EPF or bank account at retirement might look good on paper, she says, if you do not invest that money to make it grow at a rate higher than the inflation rate, 20 years later, it would be worth only RM145,053 in purchasing power!

While there is more awareness about retirement planning these days, particularly in the urban areas, in reality this does not often translate into preparedness.

Why?

“Because it is more pleasurable to spend than to save,” opines Ong.

People understand – at head level – the need to plan and save, she says, but at heart level, emotions rule and instant gratification wins the battle.

“I wanted to persuade a friend to save for the future but she kept saying she had no money but then later I saw she could sign up RM3,000 and RM5,000 for some slimming packages!”

Reality hits when people find that they cannot afford to retire because they had not seriously put aside the money early on in life.

Ng: ‘Less than 5% are prepared for retirement’
“Less than 5% are prepared for retirement,” estimates Life Insurance Association of Malaysia (LIAM) president Ng Lian Lau.

He says those in their 20s think they are too young to think about retirement, while those in their 30s and 40s tend to believe they are doing enough because they have their EPF savings, and those who are 55 feel it is just too late for them.

And the truth is at 55, most people cannot afford to retire.

“People are living longer, life expectancy for women is 76 years. For men it's 72. With this kind of longevity, people have got more than 20 years after retirement. 60 would be a more ideal retirement age,” he says.

People are marrying later too, points out Ong.

Which means they are having children later in life. If a person has a kid at the age of 35 and retires at 55, the odds are that his child at 20 would probably still be at university or college and his education require financing.

On average, the Malaysian household spent 5.7% on education last year. With the cost of education rising by 6% each year, this is expected to climb steadily.

While parents might buy an education insurance plan for their children, Ong has found that 90% of the time the amount is insufficient. More often than not, parents are willing to give up “everything”, including their own retirement fund for the kids. Which leaves them in a vulnerable position in their old age, unless of course their children provide for them.

As for life insurance, only 40% of Malaysians are covered. Ng says this is a small number compared to 100% in Singapore, 80% in the United States and 400% in Japan (where one person has four policies on average).

Ong: ‘Inflation rate in urban areas is 6%’
And even if one has a life policy as well as savings from the EPF, people should still worry about retirement. This is because without a new source of income, that money would run out. This is especially so if one runs into health problems which is common when people grow older.

“Medical inflation is easily 15% each year. And this could really eat into the savings,” warns Prudential Assurance Malaysia Bhd CEO Tan Kar Hor.

Tan likens the medical bill as a “hole” which if not plugged would leak away one's entire retirement and savings.

“It's only a question of how the big the hole is,” he says.

So parliamentary secretary to the Finance Ministry Datuk Seri Dr Hilmi Yahaya's announcement on Thursday that amendments to the Employees Provident Fund Act would allow contributors to withdraw money to buy insurance for critical illness for themselves and their family is welcome news. The amendment Bill was passed in Dewan Negara that same day.

So how much would one need for retirement?

Experts say this depends on the individual and his lifestyle. And how much he is willing to reduce consumption – to eat out less often, buy fewer things, live in a smaller house, drive less, drive a smaller car and travel less.

The rule of the thumb, says Ng, is managing on 60% of your last drawn pay.

For Ong, it's 70% of one's current lifestyle. If a family in Kuala Lumpur with two kids and two cars needs RM5,000 today, at retirement, expenses should go down to RM3,500.

Even based on this calculation, one would need RM747,000 if one were to live for 25 years after retirement, and RM806,200 for the next 30 years, factoring in the inflation and interest rates.

Going by statistics revealed in EPF's 2005 annual report, about 90% of EPF contributors have less than RM100,000 in their accounts. So sole dependence on one's EPF savings as a safety net is not good enough.

Assuming that one can live on RM1,000 a month, to survive for 25 years, one would still need a substantial RM300,000 and for 35 years, RM420,000.

Bank Negara's Counselling and Debt Management Agency (AKPK) CEO Mohamed Akwal Sultan reckons a person should not start purchasing big assets like property or a house late in life as the danger is that once they have retired they may not be able to meet the instalment payment on it.

“When you are in your late 40s, you should be winding down and not committing to high expenses to buy big things,” he says.

AKPK has dealt with a number of cases where retirees have had banks auction off their houses because they could not meet the monthly loan payment.

There is also the problem of credit card temptation. Ng notes a worrying trend that more and more younger people are becoming bankrupt as they are spending “tomorrow's money”. Which basically means these people are not saving or building their retirement nest.

Ideally, Ong says, people should start saving from the time of conception; that way would be able to enjoy the magic of the compounding effect (see Chart 2).

Prudential's Tan says a noticeable trend is that while the younger generation is prepared to invest in new financial instruments, the older generation gravitates towards fixed deposits.

“That is very risky because you would not be able to accumulate enough because the interest rates can't meet the inflationary rate and your money is getting smaller,” he says.

He believes given the current life span, it would do retirees good to be more aggressive in their investment.

“In investing, you should not be looking at the date of retirement but rather the date of potential death which is probably still another 21 years away after retirement,” he says.

He recommends that people only keep about six months of their monthly expenses in the savings and FDs and put the rest in investment products that generate more income than the inflation rate.

Ng believes a good private pension would help people in their retirement years. In developed countries, money put into savings for retirement is not taxable, neither is the profit from that investment.

“When you retire, you can't take the money out in a lump sum either or you'd have to pay tax on it. This will force you to withdraw your money on a regular monthly basis for retirement because that's tax free,” he adds.

Singapore has such a scheme, the voluntary Supplementary Retirement Scheme, which complements the Central Provident Fund (CPF). Such a scheme has not taken off in Malaysia for a number of reasons, says Ng.

It would be a loss of revenue to the Government because people would not be paying taxes on money put aside for retirement. It would benefit only the rich and middle income group as the poor might not be able to afford it, he adds.

“Perhaps it hasn't taken off too because the Malaysian economy is pretty dependent on consumer spending. And the Government wants you to spend,” he adds.

Ng says there should also be an asset liquidation law in the country. It is puzzling that there are all sorts of incentives for asset accumulation, he says, but none for liquidation.

An example of asset liquidation would be to reverse mortgage your house to the bank in return for a guaranteed monthly income until you die.

The asset would at the end of the day belong to the bank or insurance company. But in the meantime, the person has the right to continue to live in the house until death and get a monthly income too.

“If they outlive the value of the house, the bank loses,” he says.

As our population ages and life expectancy increases, more thought must be given by both individuals and the Government on how to develop a culture of planning and saving for one's retirement.


The Star

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Sex Online - Malaysians becoming experts

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It was only a matter of time before sex among Malaysians went online. Today, there are several websites that ‘educate’ men on where to look for it besides providing information on the subject. The New Straits Times examines this rising phenomenon
The website with more than 10,000 members discusses anything related to the world’s oldest profession. Members’ posts are highly descriptive, documenting every detail of the sex act.

KUALA LUMPUR: A complete guide to prostitution and sex services in the country is flourishing online.

The innocuous opening page — showing two rice cookers, one open and the other closed — does not indicate the true contents of the website.

But once you enter it, the story takes a different turn.
One enters a world of men with only one thing on their mind: Sex.

The website, registered in the United States, contains reviews of prostitutes at massage parlours and tips on how to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

Its 10,000 members discuss anything related to the world’s oldest profession,

With a tagline, "You Know How To Cheong Or Not?" (Cheong is Cantonese slang for having sex with a prostitute), the website shows where some men stand on sex for sale.

The website is exhaustive. It has a list of various massage parlours and hotels according to regions in the country that provide "extra" services.

It also contains "field reports", or FR for short, where members exchange ratings of prostitutes on a scale of one to 10.

Prostitutes are rated on their physical traits as well as services rendered.

Posts on the forum are often highly descriptive, documenting every detail of a sex act.

A system of abbreviations is used to describe sexual positions and physical attributes of the prostitute (see accompanying story).

There is a "thread" (a topic in a forum) on freelancers or FLs which may send shock waves throughout the nation; most of the FLs are university students who demand up to RM250 per session.

Participants on the forum also trade phone numbers of the girls they have visited.

Sometimes, pictures of prostitutes are exchanged.

Those who maintain the forum have thought of almost everything, including information on how to keep sexually transmitted diseases at bay, besides listing drugs that could be taken if one contracts such a disease.

Another thread titled "Health, Body & Safety" discusses STDs with testimonies from victims.

The forum users, a mixture of Malays, Chinese and Indians, refer to each other as "brother" in their postings.

The postings are in good English, often discussing current issues published in local English dailies. It appears that many of those using the forums are well-educated.

They have developed a strict protocol to protect their existence, which new members will find displayed on the starting page of the site.

No numbers are traded in the open forums to avoid what they dub the "MIB", or men in blue: Police officers.

Those who violate this "sacred’ rule are sent to the "sin bin" and barred from the forum.

What is most disturbing about the website is how easily it can be accessed.

Using information gathered from the forum, a New Straits Times reporter went undercover and visited a health spa at a hotel here.

Having read a step-by-step account of a post from a member, he asked for two girls who had come highly recommended by the website.

Although the girls were not free during the visit, a receptionist confirmed that the girls worked there.

The reporter was asked if he wanted to have a "full service" for RM200.




‘Never give up’ is motto of counter girl at health spa

IT was about 2.30pm when I arrived at the hotel.

I looked for the health spa that I had read about in a website.

The website had claimed that the establishment doubled as a brothel, a claim I was on my way to verify.

Instinct told me to check the lift for directions and, sure enough, the name of the spa was indicated on a floor.

As the lift door was closing, a woman in her mid-20s entered. She paid no attention to me as I spied her from the corner of my eye.

"Could she be a ...," I thought as the elevator opened at our destination and she walked out.

Shortly after, she disappeared into the spa through a door that had the sign "staff only" printed on it.

A young woman at the counter asked me to place my belongings in a metal drawer but looked surprised when I told her that I was not there for the spa facilities.

"A massage then?" she asked with a smile.

I looked around and saw that the waiting area next to the reception counter held about 20 men despite it being 3pm on a working day.

At this juncture, the receptionist asked if I wanted a massage with "full service".

Feigning ignorance, I asked what "full service" meant and got a stare in return. After a minute, she said: "You know, full service with a young pretty girl."

Remembering two names mentioned on the website, I asked if they were in and was told that one was off while the other had a client.

"But we have a lot of other pretty girls," she said.

As I pretended to think about it and then asked if I could have a massage, she said I would be attended to by older women "and no sex". As if on cue, two older women in tight black dresses walked out from behind a hidden sliding door near the counter. But the receptionist was not giving up on me.

As she insisted that I take the "full service", I started making an exit.

But the receptionist gave me a business card in case I wanted to make "bookings" for girls.

"Call on the morning of your visit and we can check if the girl you want is available. Just mention her name and we will do the rest," she said.

"What’s your name?" I said.

"Sir, I don’t ...," she said as I waved and walked out, never to return.




Would you like an FS with your Full Course?

MALAYSIANS frequenting forums on sex have created their own acronyms along the lines of abbreviations used in short messaging service texts.

There is CKT (char koay teow) for a Chinese prostitute, nasi lemak for a Malay lady of the night and chapatti, curry or tosai for an Indian working girl.

Ang Pai, from the Hokkien word which means red badge, indicates girls who are highly in demand.

Cheong, from the Cantonese word for "checkmate", refers to sleeping with a prostitute.

Chew Keng, from the Cantonese word for checking your reflection in the mirror, is used to describe the practice of prostitutes being paraded before the customers at brothels.

Damage means the price of sex, dino (dinosaur) equals prostitutes in their late 30s and 40s, and FS/FJ refers to full service/full job (sex).

FL is used for independent or part-time prostitutes, Full Course means massage followed by sex, and GFE for a prostitute who gives a "girlfriend-like experience".

GND is Girl Next Door look and HM stands for home minister (wife or live-in girlfriend).

MP means massage parlour and ML is massage lady.

YMMV is "your mileage may vary".

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